Wow, that is geeky 
SELECT John.loves, Mary.Cherish, '2/14/2013' as Wedding
FROM John
JOIN Mary
On John.Honor = Mary.Care
WHERE John.Loves = Mary.Loves
And forever = 'TRUE'
or
SELECT John, loves, cherishes, forever FROM him
UNION
SELECT Mary, loves, worships, always FROM her
Gotta have either JOIN or UNION or both in there.