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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

USA
1535 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2007 :  12:07:52  Show Profile  Visit JimL's Homepage  Reply with Quote
More like stupidity.

Although the stability of SQL will lull one into a false sense of security.


Jim
Users <> Logic
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2007 :  09:13:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can see the marketing slogan now:

"We've more it more unstable to encourage everyone to take backups" ...
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2007 :  18:55:52  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
that kind of slogan is unlikely to sell any licenses.


www.elsasoft.org
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2007 :  20:10:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Other bad ideas from the guys in marketing:
"Your data will be 99% reliable."
"The other guys do stable. We do cool!"
"So easy to use, even your idiot brother-in-law can manage it."




CODO ERGO SUM
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2007 :  03:15:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"95% fat free"
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eyechart
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3575 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2007 :  12:22:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
burned in a fire, no backups...

http://sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=78950
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mcrowley
Aged Yak Warrior

771 Posts

Posted - 02/23/2007 :  16:44:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Does this thread take reservations?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=79513
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 02/24/2007 :  05:16:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hahahaha!
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 03/20/2007 :  13:34:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I suspect I'm in big trouble, Jim
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=80828






CODO ERGO SUM
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 03/20/2007 :  14:36:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Overkill dead
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17702021/

[Signature]For fast help, follow this link:
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25.aspx
Learn SQL
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp
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readysetstop
Posting Yak Master

USA
123 Posts

Posted - 03/21/2007 :  12:49:53  Show Profile  Visit readysetstop's Homepage  Send readysetstop a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

The clue may be in the poster's Nic.:

"readysetstop"






Hey, I resemble that remark...

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 03/29/2007 :  14:11:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=81393

Oooops



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam



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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2007 :  15:04:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe life support?

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=81841




Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam



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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2007 :  15:09:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

Maybe life support?

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=81841




Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam



Any guesses on how many posts it will take to get the real story from him? 20, 30, more?




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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2007 :  15:35:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nah, his login default is to a database he just dropped. But I don't answer his posts any more, too much like hard work. So more of a twit list candidate rather than a dead-Jim one IMHO.

Kristen
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30242 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2007 :  15:45:53  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
He's been nominated more times I can remember...


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2007 :  23:21:48  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
his profile pic is so endearing...


www.elsasoft.org
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mcrowley
Aged Yak Warrior

771 Posts

Posted - 04/13/2007 :  14:16:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Anyone got a time machine? Or directions to the next-door forum?

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=82010
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 04/16/2007 :  08:34:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"The client I am fixing this for has no backup of the data at all and I can't un-set the Suspect status, Jim"

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=82146

Kristen
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mcrowley
Aged Yak Warrior

771 Posts

Posted - 04/17/2007 :  13:11:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I canna change the laws of SQL, Jim!

http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1617308
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