SQL Server Forums
Profile | Register | Active Topics | Members | Search | Forum FAQ
 
Register Now and get your question answered!
Username:
Password:
Save Password
Forgot your Password?

 All Forums
 Site Related Forums
 The Yak Corral
 Twit List
 New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Previous Page | Next Page
Author Previous Topic Topic Next Topic
Page: of 88

Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 09/23/2006 :  12:51:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"for some very miraculous reasons"

I have to say I'm struggling to believe you are a saint too, Brett !!

Kristen
Go to Top of Page

SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30178 Posts

Posted - 09/23/2006 :  19:21:51  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Thanks for the title, guys and girls!

It will be fun to watch the newcomer's reactions when I (with my new title) come to their aid.

The title says it all?


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 09/24/2006 06:41:40
Go to Top of Page

Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2006 :  02:18:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"The title says it all?"

Not really promotion mate, just the start of the long hard work of a Saint!

Kristen
Go to Top of Page

Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2006 :  14:19:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This guy is rapidly approaching "twit-hood".

It was the last straw for me when he said his code was "more simple to understand".

I think he may need some divine intervention to get his code working.



http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72456



CODO ERGO SUM
Go to Top of Page

Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2006 :  16:01:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"he may need some divine intervention"

... Oh when the Saints,

Go marching in ....
Go to Top of Page

jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

USA
7423 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2006 :  12:56:47  Show Profile  Visit jsmith8858's Homepage  Reply with Quote
We've nominated this guy before, right?

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72541

I think we can officially grant him "twithood" now.



- Jeff
Go to Top of Page

eyechart
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3575 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2006 :  13:23:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jsmith8858

We've nominated this guy before, right?

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72541

I think we can officially grant him "twithood" now.





we should fully quote his last message each time we respond to him then.



-ec
Go to Top of Page

Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2006 :  13:44:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"we should fully quote his last message each time we respond to him then"

Damn! I was just going to say that ....

... of course we could then go back and re-edit them to make them look daft, or something like that, I mean ... who would think of that, eh??!!

Kristen
Go to Top of Page

PSamsig
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

Denmark
384 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2006 :  14:20:18  Show Profile  Send PSamsig a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
With risk of making life hard on this excellent sites administrators, then it may be an idea if instead of just 'maintaning' this list, that the subject gets the 'official' title 'FOO'. If they dont change (show signs of actually learning or at least willingness to do so) then the 'FOOBAR' title is granted. Then even Peso would know that his time is better spend on someone elses problem. It is less insulting than what have been used in the past, and given thier general state of knowledge, it may go unnoticed but for the ones who will see it as a warning

Life is simply to short to waste on the ones that isnt worth it.


-- The Heisenberg uncertainty principle also applies when debugging
Go to Top of Page

SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30178 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2006 :  15:15:43  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PSamsig

Then even Peso would know that his time is better spend on someone elses problem.
You think I am a slow learner?
Just kidding

We'll talk over a beer soon!


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
Go to Top of Page

PSamsig
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

Denmark
384 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2006 :  15:39:34  Show Profile  Send PSamsig a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
LOL no, but few put as much effort into helping the clueless than you.

-- Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
Go to Top of Page

Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2006 :  17:13:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PSamsig
...LOL no, but few put as much effort into helping the clueless than you...


Peter just loves the challenge.

Anyone can help the ordinary poster with an intelligent question, but few people have the patience to help the truly clueless.

Of course. it’s debatable if it’s helping them or just prolonging the agony until they get fired.




CODO ERGO SUM
Go to Top of Page

Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  00:09:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"it’s debatable if it’s helping them or just prolonging the agony"

Who cares? I'm just here for the entertainment!
Go to Top of Page

tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
36797 Posts

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  14:49:31  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I just can't resist. I'm nominating Jeff!

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72723

Tara Kizer
Go to Top of Page

Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  15:03:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

"it’s debatable if it’s helping them or just prolonging the agony"

Who cares? I'm just here for the entertainment!


I occasionally like to act under the illusion I am helping people.




CODO ERGO SUM
Go to Top of Page

mcrowley
Aged Yak Warrior

771 Posts

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  16:05:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

Of course. it’s debatable if it’s helping them or just prolonging the agony until they get fired.



Just look at those posters the same way a cat looks at a mouse.....
Go to Top of Page

Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  16:52:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nomination for Twit candidate.


Please give me a hint so I can figure it out myself.
Thanks for the hint, now please write the code.
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72740


Check out Saint Peters work with her on this thread:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70495&SearchTerms=select







CODO ERGO SUM
Go to Top of Page

SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30178 Posts

Posted - 10/03/2006 :  08:21:34  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
A raising star to become twit http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72882
And then 22 minutes later, http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72923


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 10/03/2006 09:21:31
Go to Top of Page

Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 10/03/2006 :  09:45:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peso

A raising star to become twit http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72882
And then 22 minutes later, http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72923


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden


I hope he doesn't try to create the 500 table view you suggested, since the number of tables in a query is limited to 256.

You'll have to make 50 posts explaining that he can't do that.

Or was that an NZDF?


CODO ERGO SUM
Go to Top of Page

DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 10/03/2006 :  09:54:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That poor fellow's database must have been designed by some kind of Rain Man (minus the math skills).


[Signature]For fast help, follow this link:
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25.aspx
Learn SQL
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp
Go to Top of Page
Page: of 88 Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  
Previous Page | Next Page
 New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Jump To:
SQL Server Forums © 2000-2009 SQLTeam Publishing, LLC Go To Top Of Page
This page was generated in 0.2 seconds. Powered By: Snitz Forums 2000