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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 10/21/2006 :  11:14:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"When it is getting boring, I just look up this reply again"

The good news is you get the girl in the end (after playing impresario piano, saving lives, helping old ladies across the street and other Saintly Duties - Ah! I see the connection now

Kristen
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 10/21/2006 :  11:24:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

"When it is getting boring, I just look up this reply again"

The good news is you get the girl in the end (after playing impresario piano, saving lives, helping old ladies across the street and other Saintly Duties - Ah! I see the connection now

Kristen


He'll also help gongxia649 become a great SQL developer and not strike out with the babes.






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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2006 :  16:57:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Quote: Brett - Do you know how to read? Go away and bother someone else
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2006 :  09:04:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Quote: Brett - Do you know how to read? Go away and bother someone else

This goes WAY beyond mere twittery and asshattery. We need a new word for this one. The phrase "tantamount to 'getting help' suicide" comes to mind.

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2006 :  09:07:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What I don't get is what this guy is thinking...see now I'm assuming there

Thanks to everyone who stepped up

Rob: I think you were a bit quick with the lock though



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DonAtWork
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2161 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2006 :  10:53:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yea, i didn't get to give one of my patented replys that gets deleted by Rob in .002 seconds!



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X002548
Not Just a Number

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Posted - 10/25/2006 :  12:47:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm just suprised that Rob didn't chime in on the topic



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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15657 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2006 :  18:02:13  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Gotta post faster!

And nothing I said to him would've made a difference.
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2006 :  21:40:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk

Gotta post faster!

And nothing I said to him would've made a difference.



OK

And probably true

Are you really in Georgia?



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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30115 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2006 :  09:03:28  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Borderline retarded...
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=74136


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15657 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2006 :  09:47:00  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
peter i should thank u for sloving my pervious query
I don't know why that cracks me up, but it does.
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Page47
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2878 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2006 :  09:58:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
And most important, why don't you learn?

Now, that is a paradox ... how could an all-knowing "Oracle" learn something?

Maybe you should heed your own advice .... martyrdom is a bitch ... ain't it?


Jay White
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30115 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2006 :  09:58:39  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yes, I always make a habit of writing perverted, slow queries...


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30115 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2006 :  10:01:13  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Why does it almost always takes three identical answers to make people understand?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=74133


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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mcrowley
Aged Yak Warrior

771 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2006 :  10:03:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I hate pervious code. I want the impervious kind. ;-)
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30115 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2006 :  10:08:16  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think oracle_corrgi is way beyond "lost". More something like the white areas on the maps in 19th century.
He should really reconsider his professional careerpath.


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

Singapore
17586 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2006 :  10:26:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think the possible reason should be
(a) wrong database. Should use oracle
(b) wrong name. Should change name to mssql_corrgi




KH

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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2006 :  12:03:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
More something like the white areas on the maps in 19th century.

Kind of like "Here there be dragons"?

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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2365 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2006 :  12:11:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peso

Borderline retarded...
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=74136

Yes, but which side of the border?

STAR SCHEMAS ARE NOT DATA WAREHOUSES!
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Sitka
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
571 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2006 :  14:15:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:

Borderline retarded...
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=74136



Thank goodness this data was dealing with service and maintenance of critical and important equipment. Let the redundant and frivilous stuff get handled outside the database.

"it's definitely useless and maybe harmful".
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