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Kristen
Test
United Kingdom
22191 Posts |
 Posted - 11/08/2006 : 17:06:39
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Your version is way funnier than mine was!
Bastard journalists! |
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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak
USA
15559 Posts |
Posted - 11/09/2006 : 16:45:00
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TG
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
5469 Posts |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
6997 Posts |
Posted - 11/09/2006 : 18:21:21
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quote:
Originally posted by TG
OMG! How this guy can continue to top the TwitList chart is beyond me:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=74707#268617
Be One with the Optimizer
TG
I couldn't lay off that one. I just had to jump in.
CODO ERGO SUM |
Edited by - Michael Valentine Jones on 11/09/2006 18:23:52 |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
Slovenia
11741 Posts |
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29138 Posts |
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29138 Posts |
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29138 Posts |
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TG
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
5469 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2006 : 13:03:20
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I don't know if this person is a twit or not but this quote is quite twitish:
(after having received many opinions to consider)quote:
everybody is giving there own comments. can you guys summarize plz what i should follow.
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=74866#269575
Be One with the Optimizer
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2006 : 14:10:55
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I was asked to debug a sproc done by a consultant we (ok, not me) hired....
Java developer: Why can't I see the result set?
Me: Tell him to put SET NOCOUNT ON in the sproc
So now I'm looking at the Sproc...on the way in he does this
IF OBJECT_ID('#tempTable') IS NOT NULL
Begin
Drop table #tempTable
End
I don't get paid enough...then again, there probably isn't enough money anyway
Brett
8-)
Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx
Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29138 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2006 : 14:29:44
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Maybe the consultant thought that was not to be discovered, so you have to call him again to fix it.
Simple case of double charging...
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
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Kristen
Test
United Kingdom
22191 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2006 : 14:47:10
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29138 Posts |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29138 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2006 : 15:33:58
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Yeah. Our beloved friend is back with his streets again...
Peter Larsson
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Page47
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
2878 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2006 : 15:51:46
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Not that this really matters, but the twits bio does not gender match with the preggo scare on SoSuave.net.
Jay White
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
Slovenia
11741 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2006 : 16:01:29
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care to post a link jay?
i'm always up for laughs. 
Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow 
blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp |
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