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Page47
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

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Posted - 11/15/2006 :  16:10:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
posted above by peso ... "this topic that started it all" ...

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spirit1
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Posted - 11/15/2006 :  16:32:28  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
no no the pregnant link on sosuave



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Page47
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Posted - 11/15/2006 :  16:36:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Peso

Actually I think it was this topic that started it all...
click me-->http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=93808 <-- click me

Or this
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=93399
or this
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=90534

No wait!
It was have been this
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=88153

quote:
any advice how to revert everything?
Is still the greatest task of mankind, I know of...


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spirit1
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Posted - 11/15/2006 :  16:40:53  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
thanx. didn't see that one...



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Michael Valentine Jones
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Posted - 11/15/2006 :  17:29:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

I wonder if he'll get it

I don't want the right answer damn it, I want to know why the wrong one doesn't work

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=74997



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I don't think he wants the real answer.

That would be:
"It doesn't work because it was written by you, and you're a friggin idiot."






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Kristen
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Posted - 11/16/2006 :  01:00:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wanted to say that, I really did. What;s the point of trying to explain what's wrong with it, the guy should find a different profession, he doesn't think "solutions" the way that natural-born programmers do.

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DonAtWork
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Posted - 11/16/2006 :  08:03:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
How about a new, standard answer for our friend?

"Hi, you are as smart as a sack of hammers. You are as bright as a 2 watt bulb at high noon out on the prarie. Please find another job that requires much less brainpower."

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mcrowley
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Posted - 11/17/2006 :  09:50:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Perhaps if you told him to practice the phrase "Would you like fries with that?", as it will very likely help them in their future career path. We used that a lot in grad school.
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SwePeso
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Sweden
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Posted - 11/17/2006 :  12:07:39  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mcrowley

Would you like fries with that?
Now, that's a custom title to remember!



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Edited by - SwePeso on 11/17/2006 12:08:00
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DonAtWork
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Posted - 11/20/2006 :  13:44:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72647

I didn't read the answer because it was not BOLD and RED so you need to tell me the answer again!

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SwePeso
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Posted - 11/20/2006 :  16:00:43  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Why doesn't he get it?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75219


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X002548
Not Just a Number

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Posted - 11/20/2006 :  16:02:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75219

It's like we need a sledge hammer



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X002548
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Posted - 11/20/2006 :  16:03:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peso

Why doesn't he get it?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75219


Peter Larsson
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Did you throw in yet witth some advice?



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Michael Valentine Jones
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Posted - 11/20/2006 :  16:17:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

quote:
Originally posted by Peso

Why doesn't he get it?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75219


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden



Did you throw in yet witth some advice?



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Oh no, Peter introduced a new concept! He'll never get it now!

He's not really a twit; more of a nitwit.





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SwePeso
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Posted - 11/21/2006 :  01:00:04  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Maybe he is so proud if what he wrote in the first place, he thinks every improvement and suggestion from us is an insult to him?


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SwePeso
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Sweden
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Posted - 11/21/2006 :  01:52:27  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Another one that can't handle improvements and suggestions very well
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75156


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Michael Valentine Jones
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Posted - 11/21/2006 :  07:57:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peso

Another one that can't handle improvements and suggestions very well
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75156


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden



I think that guy is just messing with us.





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spirit1
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Posted - 11/21/2006 :  08:02:11  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
acctually he isn't.

He contacted me on MSN and he's preety enthusiastic about everything... it's just that he lacks sql concept understanding.
I quite understand that. It's hard to switch from procedural to set based thinking...



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harsh_athalye
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Posted - 11/21/2006 :  08:08:18  Show Profile  Visit harsh_athalye's Homepage  Click to see harsh_athalye's MSN Messenger address  Send harsh_athalye a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
enthusiastic about everything


Well, that is evident from his nickname, isn't it?



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SwePeso
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Posted - 11/21/2006 :  09:06:43  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Blimey, where do they all come from?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75242


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