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X002548
Not Just a Number

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Posted - 11/21/2006 :  09:28:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Blimey? From a Swede?



Brett

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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30212 Posts

Posted - 11/21/2006 :  09:33:44  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yeah, figure that out...
Since posting the link here, I learned that the SP was encrypted so he couldn't see the code. Yet he wants to fix some error...


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30212 Posts

Posted - 11/21/2006 :  10:07:02  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yep! It is official. Now I belong to the distinguished felllowship of people who waists other peoples time
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75242#271121


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11750 Posts

Posted - 11/21/2006 :  10:21:31  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
LOL

so has your enthusiasm cooled off yet?



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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30212 Posts

Posted - 11/21/2006 :  10:22:18  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
No. He will get it eventually. It just takes some more time for him to get the lightbulb lit.


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 11/21/2006 :  10:57:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I know X, and I need a solution, but if you have any suggestions, I'll gladly ignore them

http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1611710



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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2365 Posts

Posted - 11/21/2006 :  14:03:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oog. I still wish you hadn't joined in on that one. I'd already opted to let it drop.

STAR SCHEMAS ARE NOT DATA WAREHOUSES!
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 11/22/2006 :  08:51:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75296

I was gonna say, buy a clue



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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 11/22/2006 :  08:53:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
How can I prevent myself from falling off a cliff?



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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
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Posted - 11/24/2006 :  15:33:35  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I am not sure what to call this
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75385


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen

Sweden
3279 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2006 :  17:04:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peso

I am not sure what to call this
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75385



Fumbling in the dark?

A flashlight won't help the blind?

.....
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30212 Posts

Posted - 11/25/2006 :  03:43:48  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Not even a blind dog would help him.


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30212 Posts

Posted - 11/27/2006 :  04:39:46  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

I know X, and I need a solution, but if you have any suggestions, I'll gladly ignore them
http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1611710
Another one here
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75420


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 11/27/2006 04:47:59
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30212 Posts

Posted - 11/28/2006 :  03:25:53  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Do we dare sum up all nominations for each and one nominee?

Some kind of a quarter result?


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 11/30/2006 :  00:31:56  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
different site, but I thought this one was amusing:
http://sql-server-performance.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=18152


SqlSpec: a fast and comprehensive data dictionary generator for
SQL Server 2000/2005, Analysis Server 2005, Access 97/2000/XP/2003
http://www.elsasoft.org
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 11/30/2006 :  08:42:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jezemine

different site, but I thought this one was amusing:
http://sql-server-performance.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=18152


SqlSpec: a fast and comprehensive data dictionary generator for
SQL Server 2000/2005, Analysis Server 2005, Access 97/2000/XP/2003
http://www.elsasoft.org



That's a better fit for the Trigger Madness thread. Plenty of other wacky trigger schemes there. The "bad practice of first resort" for DB rookies.
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=57741




CODO ERGO SUM

Edited by - Michael Valentine Jones on 11/30/2006 08:42:33
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 12/06/2006 :  07:07:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok, maybe not a twit, but I still say every time I see this, its a homework problem.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=75945

"I need a single select statment, no block."

So you don't need just any answer that gives you the right data, you need the specific one your professor asked for?

Hell, maybe I am being the twit.

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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2006 :  11:15:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=76046

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=25769

Folkestone, Kent, UK eh?

Like this:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-FORD-FIESTA-L-BLUE_W0QQitemZ140050218332QQihZ004QQcategoryZ9844QQcmdZViewItem

7 feedbacks and 2 negatives already. Dear oh dear!

New office chair, arcwelder, Car (well, didn't turn up), and some tire warmers (didn't pay)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160054211689
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140043791665
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190042247281
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150029631812

some of those people would probably be happy to give the Mods contact details, if they want them.

Kristen
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11750 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2006 :  11:25:27  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
i wonder if he'll be buying or selling a dildo next



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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2006 :  11:26:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Winner for smacktard of the year:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=25769

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