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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
36997 Posts

Posted - 12/21/2006 :  13:07:55  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Twit nominee:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=76720
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=76295
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=76497
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=76401

He doesn't understand how SQL backups work and won't listen to us.


Tara Kizer
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 12/22/2006 :  11:28:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I gave up already .... you lot have too much patience!

Kristen
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chiragkhabaria
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

India
1907 Posts

Posted - 12/24/2006 :  07:19:40  Show Profile  Visit chiragkhabaria's Homepage  Send chiragkhabaria a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Oh I guess there should be a seprate forum called Twit forum otherwise i guess this thread will test the Limits of maximum pages... since TWIT list is never ending

Chirag

http://chirikworld.blogspot.com/
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 12/26/2006 :  13:40:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nah, Madhi is still way in the lead with his efforts to get everyone to stop using SQL in favour of Excel!

         Replies Read
Simple Quiz  714 30,631
Twit List    383 10,854

Excel Export 193 53,177 
Fix orpan users  28,169 
FAQ              27,634 
SQL 2000 XML     22,984 
recursive SP     22,927 
Yukon paging 102 18,933 
Log shipping     12,079 

Kristen
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30250 Posts

Posted - 01/08/2007 :  09:14:31  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Another one who, when asked for sample data, excuses himself with "the query is now working"...
A lot of those recently.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=77171


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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mcrowley
Aged Yak Warrior

771 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2007 :  16:56:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not a question from a twit, but the subject certainly is one:
http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1613497

Title just about says it all, eh?
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2007 :  17:12:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mcrowley

Not a question from a twit, but the subject certainly is one:
http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1613497

Title just about says it all, eh?



Wow, that guy was a major asshole.

It's one thing to quit, even with no notice, but it's quite another to do things like delete DTS packages and jobs.

I would call the police to make a vandalism complaint.





CODO ERGO SUM
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30250 Posts

Posted - 01/10/2007 :  01:33:05  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
A top 10 candidate?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=77303


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30250 Posts

Posted - 01/11/2007 :  07:33:05  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TG

For Peso's title I was thinking "Cardinal Fang" (or Cardinal Ximenez) for his response to the Spanish Inquisition comment
I have a machine that goes BING too!


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 01/15/2007 :  11:12:53  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
hope I don't get in trouble for this one. ;)

http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1613826


www.elsasoft.org
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 01/15/2007 :  11:38:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jezemine

hope I don't get in trouble for this one. ;)

http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1613826


www.elsasoft.org


Do you think Accenture will send a hit squad after you?

I wouldn't worry, they'll probably just take their revenge by doing to you what they do the everyone else: Send a consulting team to help you.





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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 01/15/2007 :  12:39:33  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
no, i was more worried about nominating Brett


www.elsasoft.org
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 01/15/2007 :  14:07:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jezemine

no, i was more worried about nominating Brett


www.elsasoft.org


Don't worry. He deserves it many times over.




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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30250 Posts

Posted - 01/16/2007 :  10:09:52  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
What does it take to make him understand?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=77638


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 01/16/2007 :  10:43:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peso

What does it take to make him understand?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=77638


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden


I don't know why people say end users are clueless. The most clueless people seem to be in IT.


A: How do I do this?
B: Follow this simple procedure.
A: So I can't do it?
B: Yes, you can. Just follow the procedure I just gave you.
A: That's too bad, because I really wanted to be able to do that.







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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30250 Posts

Posted - 01/16/2007 :  10:48:29  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Don't forget last, the unbelievable

"A: Please remove topic, your users are not able to help"...


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30250 Posts

Posted - 01/16/2007 :  10:51:07  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Another IT person with no clue
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=77640

Are people really that stressed, or just plain ignorant?


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 01/16/2007 :  15:17:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This could be another canidate

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=77528



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam



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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 01/16/2007 :  15:18:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones
Don't worry. He deserves it many times over.



Hey!

Thank god I can't read



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam



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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 01/16/2007 :  16:51:03  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548
Thank god I can't read



if you can read INTERCAL, you are doing pretty well i think!




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