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Wanderer
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1168 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2006 :  08:16:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

I have a nomination, based on an outstanding body of work.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70802

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70788

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70737

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70009





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Well, It seems my answer scarred him off. Perhaps I should just post in all his threads?

... then again, that answer may just scare me off

*##* *##* *##* *##*

Chaos, Disorder and Panic ... my work is done here!
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2006 :  08:59:43  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Wanderer

Well, It seems my answer scarred him off. Perhaps I should just post in all his threads?
He will return under new alias. Just as Shybi/Shubhada.


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 08/22/2006 08:59:52
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2006 :  10:19:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

I have a nomination, based on an outstanding body of work.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70802

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70788

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70737

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70009





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He's back on this thread
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70900
with the exact same problem he had on this thread.
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70802




CODO ERGO SUM
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
37466 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2006 :  15:14:29  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I was just about to renominate him for the Twit list by I see you beat me to it for topic 70900.

Why do I bother with him?

Tara Kizer
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

Australia
4970 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2006 :  21:06:33  Show Profile  Visit Merkin's Homepage  Reply with Quote


We've had a lot of people who are obviously stupid and need an ass kicking, but to have someone admit it.... GOLD!



Damian
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson
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eyechart
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3575 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2006 :  21:08:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Merkin



We've had a lot of people who are obviously stupid and need an ass kicking, but to have someone admit it.... GOLD!




yeah, that was funny.



-ec
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2006 :  23:01:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Merkin



We've had a lot of people who are obviously stupid and need an ass kicking, but to have someone admit it.... GOLD!



Damian
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson


It's a rare combination to be stupid, but still smart enough to realize you're stupid.





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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2006 :  04:00:05  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tkizer

Why do I bother with him?
How do they even keep their jobs?


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11751 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2006 :  05:41:12  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
don't be too harsh... it happens to everyone. but by admiting the mistake he's ok in my book.
well he's ok if he then tries to fix it...



Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2006 :  06:39:49  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Of course. I had brain fart yesterday too.
But every day? And so many problems?

In my opinion at least 1/3 of the problems could be solved if they even bothered to read BOL.


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 08/24/2006 06:40:29
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2006 :  09:39:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

don't be too harsh... it happens to everyone. but by admiting the mistake he's ok in my book.
well he's ok if he then tries to fix it...



Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp


It wasn't that he made a mistake.

It was the second time in a couple of days that he posted the exact same mistake, even though the problem was pointed out to him several times on the first thread.








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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2006 :  09:47:14  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DonAtWork

Twit list? why not call it the OBINNA_EKE list?

EDIT: hmmm. OBINNA_EKE is Finnish for "Get others to do your work"


See http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70923.

No, I come from the Land Of Testing And Trying, that lies besides the wonderful world of Books Online.

OBINNA_EKE, on the other hand, is way over his head with these tasks.


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 08/24/2006 09:50:07
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11751 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2006 :  09:57:43  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
or you just admit your from planet genious and all is good




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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2006 :  01:23:27  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
This is off site, but...

http://p2p.wrox.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=48628
http://p2p.wrox.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=48718


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 08/25/2006 01:25:34
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

Australia
4970 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2006 :  01:48:51  Show Profile  Visit Merkin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
There was this guy who posted dupes in the Yak Corall



Damian
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2006 :  02:04:38  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh, me? Sorry about that...

I thought that since the postings didn't appear here as usual. Ordinary New Topic didn't work so I tried Quick reply and that worked..


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 08/25/2006 02:16:32
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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2365 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2006 :  10:18:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry, but I believe der uber-twit showed up on dbforums a few months back.
First he logs in to let us that he will be asking for help cheating on an upcoming exam:
http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1607194

Then while he is taking the exam the real fun starts:
http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1607193
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11751 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2006 :  11:43:32  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
now that's just precious



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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2006 :  02:56:01  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Is a score of only 85 really something to be proud of?
It seems to me he just passed with zero marginal. Good luck in real life!


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 08/26/2006 03:01:30
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chiragkhabaria
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

India
1907 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2006 :  02:57:19  Show Profile  Visit chiragkhabaria's Homepage  Send chiragkhabaria a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1607193


This one was the best..

Chirag
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