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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2007 :  04:45:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Time in Analog - read 8066 times! Why?"

Did you mean to say "The big hand is on the eight, the next biggest hand is on the zero, the second smallest hand is on the six, and the little hand is on the six"?
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eyechart
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3575 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2007 :  17:01:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=90669



-ec
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 10/10/2007 :  14:05:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Scary code alert

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=90782
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
29910 Posts

Posted - 10/12/2007 :  06:10:50  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Thick-headed
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=90888



E 12°55'05.25"
N 56°04'39.16"
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 10/12/2007 :  06:14:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rude
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=89668&whichpage=2#340531
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2007 :  09:45:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91126

It can't be that difficult



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam



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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
29910 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2007 :  09:53:48  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

It can't be that difficult
Yes it can despite numerous pointers



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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2007 :  11:36:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This is just precious

http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1623451



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam



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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2007 :  15:52:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"My company is so cheap that the only data-maintenance application we have is EM.

I just need to solve the row-locking problem ...

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91155

Larf? I could have cried ...
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2007 :  18:38:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
osirisa has earned his spot on the Twit list:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91023
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91025
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91165
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91164



CODO ERGO SUM
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eyechart
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3575 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2007 :  19:38:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

osirisa has earned his spot on the Twit list:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91023
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91025
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91165
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91164



wow. I was wondering what the deal was with those threads.



-ec
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Zoroaster
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
702 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2007 :  21:43:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

osirisa has earned his spot on the Twit list:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91023
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91025
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91165
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91164



CODO ERGO SUM



Wow.. what a jerk



Future guru in the making.
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 10/18/2007 :  00:28:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not to mention two earlier threads that got locked:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91060
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91031

Kristen
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
29910 Posts

Posted - 10/18/2007 :  01:47:41  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
It would be interesting to know of Osirisa is just another alias for an already present twit.
The MO seems familiar.



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Edited by - SwePeso on 10/18/2007 01:48:05
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 10/18/2007 :  02:08:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OP deleting posts ... only one thread not cached at the world's most favourite cacher ...
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
29910 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2007 :  11:52:29  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Elementary, my dear Dr Watson
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91461



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elancaster
A very urgent SQL Yakette

United Kingdom
1208 Posts

Posted - 11/01/2007 :  06:13:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
maybe i'm just in a bad mood today but check this guys posts...

arorarahul.0688
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=32404

in his better moments he's just repeating what someone posted earlier, but mostly he's just plain wrong!
grr...

Em
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

Singapore
17431 Posts

Posted - 11/01/2007 :  06:22:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes. I wonder what he means here


KH
Time is always against us

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elancaster
A very urgent SQL Yakette

United Kingdom
1208 Posts

Posted - 11/01/2007 :  06:26:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I know

can't wait to see where he posts next

Em
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 11/01/2007 :  10:27:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think he got wind of http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91921 ...

... or put another way "expect more like this during November"

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