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Zoroaster
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
702 Posts

Posted - 11/01/2007 :  10:35:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

I think he got wind of http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91921 ...

... or put another way "expect more like this during November"





Lol.. I was wondering why there were so many more people posting today than usual.



Future guru in the making.
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elancaster
A very urgent SQL Yakette

United Kingdom
1208 Posts

Posted - 11/01/2007 :  10:35:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:

Posted - 11/01/2007 : 10:27:51
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I think he got wind of http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=91921 ...

... or put another way "expect more like this during November"



lol I was thinking the same thing when i read that too

Em
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2166 Posts

Posted - 11/07/2007 :  12:31:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I dont follow advice that makes me read another link, i just post that you are a smartass:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92216

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 11/07/2007 :  16:15:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ah...ignorance is bliss

"make me want to develop"

Yeah, if you call cutting and pasting code developing



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam



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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 11/09/2007 :  17:13:25  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I feel sorry for this member. Not for him personally, becuase he shows signs of improvement, but for him having those mentors.
Look closely at this topic and the original code here http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92399

The mentors answer is priceless
quote:
I showed this code and my mentor said - "sure, that will work".




E 12°55'05.25"
N 56°04'39.16"
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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2007 :  13:14:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

ah...ignorance is bliss

"make me want to develop"

Yeah, if you call cutting and pasting code developing

You mean.... ah crap. I'll need to update my CV
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 11/12/2007 :  05:07:40  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by elancaster

arorarahul.0688
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=32404

in his better moments he's just repeating what someone posted earlier, but mostly he's just plain wrong!
And he is still doing this
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92462
and this http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92412

I think he is India's equivalent to SQLUSA.



E 12°55'05.25"
N 56°04'39.16"

Edited by - SwePeso on 11/12/2007 08:06:35
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator

India
22777 Posts

Posted - 11/12/2007 :  05:44:02  Show Profile  Send madhivanan a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Nah, Madhi is still way in the lead with his efforts to get everyone to stop using SQL in favour of Excel!

         Replies Read
Simple Quiz  714 30,631
Twit List    383 10,854

Excel Export 193 53,177 
Fix orpan users  28,169 
FAQ              27,634 
SQL 2000 XML     22,984 
recursive SP     22,927 
Yukon paging 102 18,933 
Log shipping     12,079 

Kristen



How did I forget to notice this?
Twit List overcomes Simple Quiz

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail
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dataguru1971
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
1464 Posts

Posted - 11/12/2007 :  10:57:47  Show Profile  Send dataguru1971 an AOL message  Send dataguru1971 a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peso

quote:
Originally posted by elancaster

arorarahul.0688
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=32404

in his better moments he's just repeating what someone posted earlier, but mostly he's just plain wrong!
And he is still doing this
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92462
and this http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92412

I think he is India's equivalent to SQLUSA.



E 12°55'05.25"
N 56°04'39.16"




I know you have the right solution from a day ago, but I am going to provide a wrong one anyway. http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92435





Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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dataguru1971
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
1464 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2007 :  17:23:33  Show Profile  Send dataguru1971 an AOL message  Send dataguru1971 a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92685

some of his other gems are linked in my reply there.

Mr. Osiris earns a nomination, I think.

to quote myself: "is this forum your debugger?"



Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2007 :  20:36:55  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dataguru1971


is this forum your debugger?



I am having trouble setting a breakpoint. help!


elsasoft.org
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dataguru1971
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
1464 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2007 :  20:40:39  Show Profile  Send dataguru1971 an AOL message  Send dataguru1971 a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jezemine

quote:
Originally posted by dataguru1971


is this forum your debugger?



I am having trouble setting a breakpoint. help!


elsasoft.org



F9!, no NOT F5 ! crap this ain't visual studio is it.



Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

Singapore
17682 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2007 :  20:42:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
I am having trouble setting a breakpoint

Simple, just type '[' 'b' 'e' 'e' 'r' ']' and the entry box and hit [Submit Reply] button


KH
Time is always against us

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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2166 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2007 :  08:47:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92713

Your basic asshat.

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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2007 :  09:35:32  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DonAtWork

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92713

Your basic asshat.

[Signature]For fast help, follow this link:
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25.aspx
Learn SQL
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp



here's a big ball of bubble gum, tar, and crude oil mixed with dryer lint and straw. can one of you fashion it into an electron microscope for me? thanks!


elsasoft.org
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dataguru1971
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
1464 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2007 :  12:49:54  Show Profile  Send dataguru1971 an AOL message  Send dataguru1971 a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:

I just wrote some nasty code



quote:

I'd have to describe a whole lot of stuff then and I dont think you need it.



Translation: I don't know enough about either my data, or SQL, to even come remotely close to providing you with any necessary information.



Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

Australia
4970 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2007 :  07:31:49  Show Profile  Visit Merkin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
W

T

F

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92542
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92289


"any other suggestions and comments?"

Umm yes, just quit now before you hurt yourself.


Damian
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2007 :  09:46:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Merkin

W

T

F

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92542
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92289


"any other suggestions and comments?"

Umm yes, just quit now before you hurt yourself.


Damian
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson


He reminded me of this movie line:
"Remember you told me to tell you when you were acting rudely and insensitively? Remember that? You're doing it right now.", WarGames (1983)





CODO ERGO SUM
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2166 Posts

Posted - 11/19/2007 :  12:19:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A quote from one of my favorite HBO series applies to almost EVERY twit listed here. It is from "Deadwood".

"F*** yourself, and don't act entitled to answers."



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Learn SQL
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http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp
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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 12/06/2007 :  07:23:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not here. And not SQL Server related but it did make me chuckle. "I have conducted a thorough search of the entire internet and not come across Google. Do my homework for me please BTW"
http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?p=6310008#post6310008
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