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elancaster
A very urgent SQL Yakette

United Kingdom
1208 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2007 :  05:10:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
grr... i have a short fuse this morning

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=93847
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=93757

Em
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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2007 :  05:47:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nothing short about it - self righteous ar$3hole.

EDIT - I mean sunflower2005 is an arse - not you

Edited by - pootle_flump on 12/07/2007 05:47:39
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2007 :  05:50:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
After giving him the answers to his query yesterday, I must say I thought he may be more gratefull, unfortunately, this was not the case and I really hope his teacher reads the thread!
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elancaster
A very urgent SQL Yakette

United Kingdom
1208 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2007 :  06:02:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:

Nothing short about it - self righteous ar$3hole.

EDIT - I mean sunflower2005 is an arse - not you



lol thanks for the clarification

Em
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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2007 :  07:23:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RickD

After giving him the answers to his query yesterday, I must say I thought he may be more gratefull, unfortunately, this was not the case and I really hope his teacher reads the thread!

That's why the original question was pulled from the Google cache and somehow found its way back onto the thread
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2007 :  07:28:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pootle_flump
That's why the original question was pulled from the Google cache and somehow found its way back onto the thread


Good!

Why do people bother to take computer classes and then not want to learn anything, I just do not get it, why do something if you really don't want to or can't?!?
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2007 :  10:40:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RickD

quote:
Originally posted by pootle_flump
That's why the original question was pulled from the Google cache and somehow found its way back onto the thread


Good!

Why do people bother to take computer classes and then not want to learn anything, I just do not get it, why do something if you really don't want to or can't?!?



I don't take classes, and I learn something new everyday



Brett

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Haywood
Posting Yak Master

USA
221 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2007 :  12:26:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

I don't take classes, and I learn something new everyday






That's exactly why I got into the IT business... I make it a point to try and learn something new everyday.
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jezemine
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USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2007 :  14:06:23  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I forget something new every day. many things actually.


elsasoft.org
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 12/07/2007 :  14:13:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I learn something new every day, because I forget what I learned the other day



Brett

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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2007 :  03:23:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can't remember whether or not I learned anything new yesterday.
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

Singapore
17681 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2007 :  03:26:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I am new to learn something new every day but i am not new to forgetting something new that i learned yesterday


KH
Time is always against us

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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2007 :  04:53:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have to learn something new every day else I will forget who I am tomorrow.
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jimf
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USA
2870 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2007 :  09:58:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Every day you learn something that somebody else already knew
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

Singapore
17681 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2007 :  10:00:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jimf

Every day you learn something that somebody else already knew


Damn ! then i am not learning something new but something old


KH
Time is always against us

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2007 :  17:54:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Always nice to see someone earn their spot on the Twit List with just one thread:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92641



CODO ERGO SUM
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jezemine
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USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2007 :  23:23:43  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

Always nice to see someone earn their spot on the Twit List with just one thread:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92641



CODO ERGO SUM



I was gonna respond with this but then chickened out:

"consider horizontal partitioning. create 500k separate tables, each table with a single row. union all the tables in a view and query the view."


elsasoft.org
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DonAtWork
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2165 Posts

Posted - 12/12/2007 :  10:00:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You forgot to throw in cross joins and cursors... naughty you.

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 12/12/2007 :  11:05:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jezemine

quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

Always nice to see someone earn their spot on the Twit List with just one thread:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92641



CODO ERGO SUM



I was gonna respond with this but then chickened out:

"consider horizontal partitioning. create 500k separate tables, each table with a single row. union all the tables in a view and query the view."


elsasoft.org



This is a case where I would suggest the use of an EAV design.



CODO ERGO SUM
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 12/12/2007 :  13:55:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I hear Mauve is the fastest database color



Brett

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Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
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