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RyanAustin
Yak Posting Veteran

Canada
50 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2008 :  17:48:38  Show Profile  Click to see RyanAustin's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
There is just something to be said about "letting go".
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2008 :  18:16:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DavidChel

I can't imagine acting like that and expecting anyone to be willing to help me afterwards.



He called Jeff "pompous or boastful".

He called me and madhivanan "elitist" among the less insulting things he said.




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RyanAustin
Yak Posting Veteran

Canada
50 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2008 :  18:20:09  Show Profile  Click to see RyanAustin's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
But remember, its coming from a guy who uses Sybase
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2008 :  19:51:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RyanAustin

But remember, its coming from a guy who uses Sybase



His problems have more to do with being an abusive asshole than working with Sybase.




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RyanAustin
Yak Posting Veteran

Canada
50 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2008 :  19:55:53  Show Profile  Click to see RyanAustin's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
But isn't it a requirement for working with Sybase??

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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2008 :  22:24:25  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RyanAustin

But isn't it a requirement for working with Sybase??





i hope not, because sql server descended from sybase!


elsasoft.org
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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2365 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2008 :  00:16:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Evolved, my friend. It evolved from Sybase.

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Edited by - blindman on 02/26/2008 00:16:44
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2008 :  02:09:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
On a lighter note, I think this one deserves to be added.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=97529
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DavidChel
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

USA
474 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2008 :  09:16:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I suggest he use the force.
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2008 :  09:27:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RickD

On a lighter note, I think this one deserves to be added.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=97529



He isn’t obnoxious enough to qualify for the Twit List; he's just clueless.







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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2008 :  09:29:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

quote:
Originally posted by RickD

On a lighter note, I think this one deserves to be added.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=97529



He isn’t obnoxious enough to qualify for the Twit List; he's just clueless.







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Can we have a clueless post then?
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2008 :  09:35:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RickD

quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

quote:
Originally posted by RickD

On a lighter note, I think this one deserves to be added.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=97529



He isn’t obnoxious enough to qualify for the Twit List; he's just clueless.







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Can we have a clueless post then?



That's what all the other forums are for, but there is this one for outstanding efforts:

Not Even Stupid
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=79305



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Edited by - Michael Valentine Jones on 02/26/2008 09:38:38
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dataguru1971
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
1464 Posts

Posted - 03/08/2008 :  18:50:47  Show Profile  Send dataguru1971 an AOL message  Send dataguru1971 a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=98670

Why shouldn't I have a field named "count" which contains only 1's to
allow me to "count" all the records? <whine><stomp>

Edit: I should caveat this with the fact that i by no stretch of the imagination an expert


Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.


Edited by - dataguru1971 on 03/08/2008 19:30:59
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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2365 Posts

Posted - 03/09/2008 :  01:12:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Use of the count columns of 1s is advocated by Kimball in his "datawarehousing for dummies" seminars. I've never gotten a good explanation as to why.

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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30218 Posts

Posted - 03/11/2008 :  08:43:27  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I want to build a spaceship with ligthspeed capabilities and I don't even know what a wrench is.
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=98784



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elancaster
A very urgent SQL Yakette

United Kingdom
1208 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2008 :  07:07:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i know all about it, just tell me how to do it...

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=100578

Em
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30218 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2008 :  09:16:11  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I want/need urgent help!
Why should I pay attention to your suggestions by the way?

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=100587



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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2008 :  10:20:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
We need a rating system like Amazon for question posters:

Average Poster Review: 0.2 stars

313 of 346 people found this posters questions to be completely stupid.





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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2008 :  15:17:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I will ignore all suggestions:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=100614





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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 04/10/2008 :  12:35:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Personally, giving bad advice, like you know what you're talking about is worse

http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1629007




Brett

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http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

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