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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
37134 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2008 :  17:43:31  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The moderators ban spammers although we do have permissions to ban others. In the past, only graz, Merkin, and robvolk have banned misbehaving members.

We'd probably discuss the member in our private forum and come to a decision on what to do.

Tara Kizer
Microsoft MVP for Windows Server System - SQL Server
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/tarad/
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jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

USA
7423 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2008 :  18:39:17  Show Profile  Visit jsmith8858's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Sometimes people like him are entertaining to have around ....




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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2008 :  05:31:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lol - I love this thread. Just caught up on 4 pages.
quote:
Originally posted by cat_jesus

I found clustered indexes on tables with the another index on the same column defined as a non clustered index. And of course the one index per column "rule".
I can't help it.... Kalen Delaney has blogged why this is not ALWAYS a bad thing. Doubt it applies with the db you are talking about though...
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2008 :  08:54:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So....where's Crespo?



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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2008 :  10:38:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Are we discussing this?

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=101890



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cat_jesus
Aged Yak Warrior

547 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2008 :  10:39:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm thining I might just echo Tara's posts. At least that way I won't give blatantly wrong advice.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=101958





An infinite universe is the ultimate cartesian product.
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2008 :  10:42:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by cat_jesus

I'm thining I might just echo Tara's posts. At least that way I won't give blatantly wrong advice.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=101958





An infinite universe is the ultimate cartesian product.



And what is that?



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qailoh
Starting Member

4 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2008 :  12:01:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pootle_flump

Lol - I love this thread. Just caught up on 4 pages.[quote][i]


Me too! The return of funketekun is priceless! Not that it's very nice to laugh at trainwrecks, but ROFL!
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cat_jesus
Aged Yak Warrior

547 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2008 :  12:42:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

quote:
Originally posted by cat_jesus

I'm thinking I might just echo Tara's posts. At least that way I won't give blatantly wrong advice.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=101958



And what is that?

Brett



I was thinking about this "helpful" advice from Chandan.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=101176


I knew I saw this echoing technique before...
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=101574




An infinite universe is the ultimate cartesian product.
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
37134 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2008 :  15:13:38  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=102024

Peter's response is priceless.

Tara Kizer
Microsoft MVP for Windows Server System - SQL Server
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Database maintenance routines:
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/tarad/archive/2004/07/02/1705.aspx
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2008 :  15:29:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"What is your favourite color?"

"Blue no Green"


"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"



Brett

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tosscrosby
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
676 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2008 :  15:35:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did you ever google funketekun?

"funketekun is on a distinguished road" - sosuave.com - wonder what road that is (and remind me to never take it)?

You know, I really do need to get back to life! Though it is good comic relief and best of all, it's free!!

Terry
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sunsanvin
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

India
1274 Posts

Posted - 05/01/2008 :  02:06:00  Show Profile  Send sunsanvin a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

Kristen sends his regards! real life is keeping him away from here and he says "HI" to all.

_______________________________________________
Causing trouble since 1980
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is he fine?

Vinod
Even you learn 1%, Learn it with 100% confidence.
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uberman
Posting Yak Master

159 Posts

Posted - 05/01/2008 :  04:01:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Do we now need a twat list?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=100875
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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 05/01/2008 :  04:59:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's not all that complex a world. You can't expect to set up camp in someone's backyard, **** in it and feign shock that you are not welcomed with open arms.
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11751 Posts

Posted - 05/01/2008 :  07:56:42  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:

is he fine?

Vinod
Even you learn 1%, Learn it with 100% confidence.



yes he's fine. just busy.

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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

Australia
4970 Posts

Posted - 05/01/2008 :  09:02:34  Show Profile  Visit Merkin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

i'll leave his disciplining to jeff, since he was the one directly insulted.





*looks around*




Damian
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11751 Posts

Posted - 05/01/2008 :  09:08:15  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"insecure what ???"

hahahaha thats brilliant!

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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30265 Posts

Posted - 05/08/2008 :  03:56:12  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I have a hunch this will go on forever
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=102444



E 12°55'05.25"
N 56°04'39.16"
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30265 Posts

Posted - 05/08/2008 :  03:59:29  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

"insecure what ???"


New title that is for m_k_s!


E 12°55'05.25"
N 56°04'39.16"

Edited by - SwePeso on 05/08/2008 04:11:28
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