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DonAtWork
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Posted - 04/21/2009 :  08:54:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I like "My way or no way" for a custom title.

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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30281 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  09:00:31  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
+1 for that!



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theboyholty
Posting Yak Master

United Kingdom
226 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  10:30:11  Show Profile  Visit theboyholty's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I actually made the mistake of sticking up for him at one point (he was taking such a beating) but then he went back to being a plonker.


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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15683 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  10:49:54  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Any thoughts on "Enterprise-Level Troll", or "Professional Enterprise-Level Troll"?
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tosscrosby
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
676 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  10:51:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by theboyholty

plonker.



Not sure what it means but it sounds good! Bottom-feeding plonker!

Terry

-- Procrastinate now!
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  11:02:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Have you never seen Only Fools and Horses?!?

Its a London saying originally, means the same as d&^khead, but you can say it in polite company.

I think "Enterprise-Level Plonker" would be a good one.
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Transact Charlie
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
3451 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  12:01:05  Show Profile  Visit Transact Charlie's Homepage  Reply with Quote
or ELP for short


Charlie
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Msg 3903, Level 16, State 1, Line 1736
The ROLLBACK TRANSACTION request has no corresponding BEGIN TRANSACTION
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robvolk
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USA
15683 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  12:08:07  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
OK, it's out there, let me know what you think, or if you have other suggestions.
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30281 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  12:09:10  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk

I'm tempted to give him a custom title

Last post here by Whitefang
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=124203&whichpage=3

"I'm not wrong"


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Lumbago
Norsk Yak Master

Norway
3271 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  12:11:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Awesome! It's been a LONG time since I actually stayed in after work for more than an hour to read a topic here (yes, I'm a slow reader!). But that plonker sure was persistent...

- Lumbago
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15683 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  12:13:23  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I've modified it somewhat.

I forgot how much fun this is. Let's see if he pulls a Crespo.
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30281 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  12:17:41  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Isn't that a new kind of record?
Only after two topics, and 100 posts were enough receive a custom title?


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Lumbago
Norsk Yak Master

Norway
3271 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  12:24:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He must be doing something right...only a 100+ posts and getting a custom sig while I'm still struggling for mine after over 1300



- Lumbago
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Transact Charlie
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
3451 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  12:24:49  Show Profile  Visit Transact Charlie's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Motto...

CEDE NULLIS?

("Yield to none")
The Kings Own Yorkshire Light Infantry



Charlie
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robvolk
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USA
15683 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  12:33:41  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
I'm still struggling for mine after over 1300
Struggle no longer. Tell me if you like it or if you prefer something else.
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  12:43:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lumbago

He must be doing something right...only a 100+ posts and getting a custom sig while I'm still struggling for mine after over 1300



- Lumbago


Ive been here over 8 years and still haven't got one!
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DonAtWork
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2161 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  12:55:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
can you give blindman the custom title "Entry Level DBA"?

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robvolk
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USA
15683 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  13:04:06  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
can you give blindman the custom title "Entry Level DBA"?
Has to earn it first.

Can't think of a good title for you Rick, any suggestions?
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DonAtWork
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2161 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  13:15:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What do you mean, earn it? Dr.Enterprise has already labeled him AND Peso as ELDBA.
He is NEVER wrong. Remember?

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blindman
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USA
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Posted - 04/21/2009 :  13:21:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Were I allowed to request such things, I'd ask for "Proud to be a Lazy DBA."....

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