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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2006 :  09:45:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by blindman

quote:
Originally posted by eyechartI'm curious about this guy actually. It seems like he is in a panic state at all times and therefore cannot think clearly.
You're close. He cannot think clearly and therefore is in a panic state at all times.



I think he's lazy.

On that last thread, he didn't want to even read the link, he just wanted someone to do the work for him.



CODO ERGO SUM
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
29910 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2006 :  10:31:30  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I wonder where he comes from? Trace IP to which country?


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2006 :  15:14:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Didn't read the whole thread...did you get this on going saga

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=71598&whichpage=1

Oh, I see you did....ssee where he says Jeff doesn't understand?

Classic



Brett

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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2006 :  04:08:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Perhaps we should have a promotion .. from Twit List to .. ?????

It would be nice if Snitz had a "friends", or whatever you want to call it, facility, so that threads had Grade icons according to how many replies from your "friends list" ... would be easy to see which threads are worth reading esteemed friends comments - particularly if there was a Scoring you could use on a Reply - or even a Read - "Useful general info", "Weird case, worth knowing", "You MUST read this", "You JUST WON'T BELIEVE this", "Twit", "?????" ...

Damn, just woke up and I'll tell you what: I had the weirdest dream ... :)

Kristen
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2006 :  04:33:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

quote:
Originally posted by gongxia649

i'm talking about the play button from Query Analyzer.



Does it take quarters?

And how many plays do you get...

In the good old days we used to get 3 plays for a quarter...

Oh, wait, that was pinball

Brett

8-)


Priceless mate!

Kristen
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
35940 Posts

Posted - 09/12/2006 :  15:55:12  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Taken from this thread:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=71598

quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

I'm sure gongxia649 has gained an enormous about of insight into error handling from this thread.



Doubtful.

Tara Kizer
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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2365 Posts

Posted - 09/12/2006 :  16:37:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm sure he'll post the same damn question a week from now.

"I have HAD it with these muthu-f$#%in' cursors in my muthu-f$#%in' database!"
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15635 Posts

Posted - 09/12/2006 :  18:24:50  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Nope, he's already movin' on to administrative functions:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=63070
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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 09/12/2006 :  18:49:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tkizer

Taken from this thread:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=71598

quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

I'm sure gongxia649 has gained an enormous about of insight into error handling from this thread.



Doubtful.

Tara Kizer

I have that thread bookmarked under:
Comedy
SQL Server -> Error Handling
SQL Server -> Sproc Templates

Any advance on these?
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2006 :  01:19:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Great fire drill - provided it works! "I deleted my database and now I'd like to try restoring it ..."

Kristen
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elwoos
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
2048 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2006 :  03:14:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey at least it was backed up! Wonderif he'd tested his backups first?



steve

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Don't worry head. The computer will do all the thinking from now on.
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2006 :  04:20:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Come on elwoos, get with the program:

Disaster Recovery Plan Test
==========================

1) Delete database

2) Restore from backup

To save you time the following templates have been prepared in case any thing goes wrong and you need to request help on SQL Team:

"I am trying to restore my database, but I don't have a backup. I already deleted the old database"

"I am trying to restore my database but it says something about the BAK being corrupt. I am willing to pay it a bribe"

"I just restored my database, but it now says that my MASTER database has no SYSDATABASES table ??"

"I just restored my database, but it isn't there. My mate says all the tables in his database have disappeared, and he doesn't have a backup. How do I report bugs like this to Microsoft?"

"I tried to restore my database but it said there wasn't enough space. So I deleted all the BAK files that Word had left all over the disk, and now the Restore doesn't seem to want to work at all"

"I'm a halfwit, please add me to the forum where you poke fun at people like me"

to be continued ...

Kristen
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2006 :  09:12:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

quote:
Originally posted by X002548

quote:
Originally posted by gongxia649

i'm talking about the play button from Query Analyzer.



Does it take quarters?

And how many plays do you get...

In the good old days we used to get 3 plays for a quarter...

Oh, wait, that was pinball

Brett

8-)


Priceless mate!

Kristen




Why Thank you...doubt many people know what pinball is though...never mind that you used to be able to get three plays for a quarter

damn, I'm getting old...

I need a tonic

OK, maybe a G'n'T



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
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eyechart
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3575 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2006 :  10:04:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
did anyone see this yet?

http://sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=21160



-ec
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2143 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2006 :  10:05:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Remember when you scored 10k points it rolled the score?
That EXTRA loud *CRACK* when you won a free game? (It was a small metal hammer inside hitting the cabinet).
The score was done mechanically instead of electronically?

[Signature]For fast help, follow this link:
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Learn SQL
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp
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chiragkhabaria
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

India
1907 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2006 :  10:31:50  Show Profile  Visit chiragkhabaria's Homepage  Send chiragkhabaria a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by eyechart

did anyone see this yet?

http://sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=21160



-ec



Its gives me error


quote:

There Was A Problem!

You must be logged in to view a Member's Profile



Chirag
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11749 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2006 :  10:36:24  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
oh that's just priceless

Chirag, your cookie probably expired. login again and it should work.
happend to me too.




Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp

Edited by - spirit1 on 09/13/2006 10:36:42
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2006 :  10:58:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I got the same error.

CODO ERGO SUM
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eyechart
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3575 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2006 :  11:16:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

I got the same error.

CODO ERGO SUM




weird. anyway, I was just linking to gong's profile here. check it out..



-ec
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
29910 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2006 :  12:15:46  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Worked for me, and yes, the picture was not there before.
But I had to put www between :// and sqlteam.


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 09/19/2006 06:57:50
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