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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 10/14/2010 :  07:39:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

You need more than 10,000 posts to be allowed to remove SPAM, and thus to see the Spam Bucket.


I may get there by 2050 at this rate then.. I must start posting more carp..

Edited by - RickD on 10/14/2010 07:40:53
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
36594 Posts

Posted - 10/14/2010 :  14:24:47  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GilaMonster

quote:
Originally posted by tkizer

I've locked his account. He just posted a very nasty topic. For those of you who can see the "spam bucket" forum, you can find it in there. I left it in there rather than deleting it for proof of why I locked his account.


I'm curious. Would you mind mailing me a screenshot/copy-paste of his post?

--
Gail Shaw
SQL Server MVP



Yes will do.

Tara Kizer
Microsoft MVP for Windows Server System - SQL Server
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/tarad/

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GilaMonster
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

South Africa
4507 Posts

Posted - 10/14/2010 :  14:53:33  Show Profile  Visit GilaMonster's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tkizer

quote:
Originally posted by GilaMonster

I'm curious. Would you mind mailing me a screenshot/copy-paste of his post?



Yes will do.



Very .... interesting.

It's not every day that someone manages to make themselves that infamous in 10 posts.

--
Gail Shaw
SQL Server MVP
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2010 :  03:09:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is anything wrong with this trigger (helpful advice given even though O/P posted a DUP too <sigh>)
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=151560

What does this trigger do? (Essentially the same code)
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=151588

I give up, write me the trigger instead, I don't have SQL Server so you have to test it too
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=151611

(Not quite sure how O/P is going to deploy it ...)
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GilaMonster
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

South Africa
4507 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2010 :  04:28:23  Show Profile  Visit GilaMonster's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Not a twit, but doesn't really seem to want help. http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=151593

Any one up for that? I'm bowing out. Too much time required.

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Gail Shaw
SQL Server MVP
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webfred
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

Germany
8760 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2010 :  05:00:53  Show Profile  Visit webfred's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Is anything wrong with this trigger (helpful advice given even though O/P posted a DUP too <sigh>)
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=151560

What does this trigger do? (Essentially the same code)
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=151588

I give up, write me the trigger instead, I don't have SQL Server so you have to test it too
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=151611

(Not quite sure how O/P is going to deploy it ...)


Heart of gold
I have written the trigger, tested and then posted it.
The next question then was like:
Why it is giving an exception when I do a select * from inserted...


No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15655 Posts

Posted - 10/22/2010 :  12:37:56  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=151958
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 11/05/2010 :  16:10:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'll make sure my Consulting firm is fairly represented

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=152630



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx


Want to help yourself?

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms130214.aspx

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/

http://brettkaiser.blogspot.com/


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russell
Pyro-ma-ni-yak

USA
5072 Posts

Posted - 11/05/2010 :  18:00:09  Show Profile  Visit russell's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Your consulting firm is on the offender list?
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2885 Posts

Posted - 11/06/2010 :  02:07:34  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
gotta be careful or he'll put you in that table, then you'll have a prison record.


elsasoft.org
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Sachin.Nand
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2937 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2010 :  04:33:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Seems we all are "in" capable.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=124131#599559


PBUH

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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2010 :  08:46:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not all of us. I am in Pennsylvania.

It looks like waynefitzy is one of the "professors".

Besides, Wayne MUST be right. Only Charlie came up with plenty of code (even if it did make him hurl). EVERYONE else knows nothing. Peso is obviously an intern dba with simplified code like that (who cares if it got the job done), and Rob must know NOTHING. Wayne said so.
I actually said WTF out loud when i read this. Oops.

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspx
How to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

For ultra basic questions, follow these links.
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp
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webfred
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

Germany
8760 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2010 :  08:55:47  Show Profile  Visit webfred's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DonAtWork
It looks like waynefitzy is one of the "professors".


That's what I thought too...


No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.
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jimf
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2869 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2010 :  09:31:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
WF =
Wayne Fitzy
White Fang?

hmmm

Jim

Everyday I learn something that somebody else already knew
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2010 :  09:35:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by webfred

quote:
Originally posted by DonAtWork
It looks like waynefitzy is one of the "professors".


That's what I thought too...


No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.



Probably just a troll. Why else would he post that on a 1.5 year old thread?

He said "if you are incapable of answereing the question, keep your mouth (keyboard in this case) shut", but he didn't provide a solution either.




CODO ERGO SUM
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TimSman
Posting Yak Master

USA
127 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2010 :  09:36:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm amused that a person says other people are incapable, yet misspells the word "whining". Unless "whinging" is a new term I am unfamiliar with.
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webfred
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

Germany
8760 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2010 :  09:42:32  Show Profile  Visit webfred's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jimf

WF =
Wayne Fitzy
White Fang?

hmmm

Jim

Everyday I learn something that somebody else already knew


I think Whitefang was involved too, hence waynefitzy <> whitefang?


No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2010 :  10:48:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TimSman

Unless "whinging" is a new term I am unfamiliar with.



UK term - so you might not be familiar with it:

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/whinge
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TimSman
Posting Yak Master

USA
127 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2010 :  10:53:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

quote:
Originally posted by TimSman

Unless "whinging" is a new term I am unfamiliar with.



UK term - so you might not be familiar with it:

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/whinge



Well, now I have something new for Scrabble night.
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2010 :  13:47:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by russell

Your consulting firm is on the offender list?



Really?

I should start a consulting firm.....

The solution to every problem would be

tequila...and a trip to Bondi

Wait, that would be Rob's firm





Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx


Want to help yourself?

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms130214.aspx

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/

http://brettkaiser.blogspot.com/


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