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visakh16
Very Important crosS Applying yaK Herder

India
52317 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2011 :  01:30:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by khtan

another echo
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=166483#650270

'message' => 'code'
'freezes' => 'hangs'

3 mins apart ... maybe just coincidence


KH
Time is always against us




Wow!
Still active

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SQL Server MVP
http://visakhm.blogspot.com/

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TG
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
6062 Posts

Posted - 11/03/2011 :  13:30:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by visakh16

Wow!
Still active



Does this guy ever post original content?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=167454

Be One with the Optimizer
TG
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visakh16
Very Important crosS Applying yaK Herder

India
52317 Posts

Posted - 11/03/2011 :  14:10:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TG

quote:
Originally posted by visakh16

Wow!
Still active



Does this guy ever post original content?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=167454

Be One with the Optimizer
TG


I'm yet to see it to be honest

see this too

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=167458

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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 11/04/2011 :  05:20:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wonder where they copy paste from?
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2011 :  13:03:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Most of the time I think you need to post for a while to make the Twit List, but some talented individuals can do it with one post:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=167816
"Sorry nigel, but I do not think you have the skill to help me.
I pretty much supplied all the information that you need. If you do not get it then it is probably over your head..."



Wow, what an a**hole!





CODO ERGO SUM
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2011 :  14:14:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry you had to endure that Nigel. Pity its locked, I had some choice words in the reply I tried to post.
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15663 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2011 :  14:28:29  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I locked it since both contributors felt SQLTeam couldn't help. Choice comments might as well be left in this thread.

Now, if dipshit opens ANOTHER thread about it, by all means let him/her/it how you feel.
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russell
Pyro-ma-ni-yak

USA
5072 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2011 :  15:28:52  Show Profile  Visit russell's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Nigel is a better man than I am. I would not have been so kind.
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2011 :  04:49:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
WOW, What a dick. Never got the mentality of coming to a forum for help and then being rude to those trying to help you, its just self-defeating..
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2011 :  07:01:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Never got the mentality of coming to a forum for help and then being rude to those trying to help you, its just self-defeating.."

Ah ... but you have overlooked something:

"What a dick."

That should have been "What a small dick."
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Transact Charlie
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
3451 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2011 :  07:59:06  Show Profile  Visit Transact Charlie's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The size of Mar's private parts are probably irrelevant (though I suspect you are correct).

Nigel: ++ for the patience, politeness and professionalism. What a cock.

Charlie
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Msg 3903, Level 16, State 1, Line 1736
The ROLLBACK TRANSACTION request has no corresponding BEGIN TRANSACTION
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2011 :  09:55:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That is an impressive amount of assholery for one thread.

I wonder how he equates SQLTEAM = ADO.NET help forum. Does he know that ADO.NET will connect to ANY data source?

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspx
How to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

For ultra basic questions, follow these links.
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2011 :  10:17:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DonAtWork

That is an impressive amount of assholery for one thread.

I wonder how he equates SQLTEAM = ADO.NET help forum. Does he know that ADO.NET will connect to ANY data source?

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspx
How to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

For ultra basic questions, follow these links.
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp


No, thats obviously way over his head..
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2011 :  13:54:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
To all the SQL Teachers out there in the universities

PLEASE STOP TEACHING WITH BAD EXAMPLES

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=168047


Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx


Want to help yourself?

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms130214.aspx

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/

http://brettkaiser.blogspot.com/


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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15663 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2011 :  14:08:26  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

To all the SQL Teachers out there in the universities

PLEASE STOP TEACHING WITH BAD EXAMPLES

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=168047
Dude, don't even get me started:

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/robv/archive/2011/08/30/acad-anemic.aspx

And if you think that's bad, you should see the OTHER ER diagram he uses.
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2011 :  15:19:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thick

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=168045



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx


Want to help yourself?

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms130214.aspx

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/

http://brettkaiser.blogspot.com/


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GilaMonster
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

South Africa
4507 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2011 :  17:16:16  Show Profile  Visit GilaMonster's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I am getting very snarky lately

--
Gail Shaw
SQL Server MVP
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 11/20/2011 :  16:39:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I'm an arrogant jerk"

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=168115#657640
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

Singapore
17626 Posts

Posted - 11/21/2011 :  06:50:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

http://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/w7itproappcompat/thread/efcd4783-e948-4f85-9659-7a6e9139a931/




KH
Time is always against us

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sunitabeck
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

5155 Posts

Posted - 11/21/2011 :  08:35:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by khtan


http://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/w7itproappcompat/thread/efcd4783-e948-4f85-9659-7a6e9139a931/




KH
Time is always against us




KH, you shouldn't post this type of links :-) I was reading it in the office and started laughing out loud, causing people to think I am going off at the deep end (until I forwarded them the link, of course)
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