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Sachin.Nand
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Posted - 01/09/2012 :  15:12:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That hammer was copied from Oracle.Maybe one of the reason why it looks NICE...

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F ....
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 01/10/2012 :  12:37:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sunitabeck

But the syntax of this hammer looks awfully nice, doesn't it? Almost conversational.
Create Sequence MySequence
as int
start with 1
increment by 1
minvalue 1
maxvalue 1000
Cycle;
It is so unlike some of the other SQL thingies with godawaful abbreviations - sp_dbcmptlevel, for example. How in the world did they come up with spelling? sp_db_compat_level or sp_db_compatibility_level or sp_db_c_level or sp_db_compatibility or a zillion other more readable abbreviations? Nah... they had to use sp_dbcmptlevel!!



Ex Mainframe developers limited to 8 byte names?



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GilaMonster
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South Africa
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Posted - 01/18/2012 :  09:50:53  Show Profile  Visit GilaMonster's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Someone asking for a nomination: http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=170344

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SQL Server MVP
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Transact Charlie
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United Kingdom
3451 Posts

Posted - 01/18/2012 :  10:16:37  Show Profile  Visit Transact Charlie's Homepage  Reply with Quote
seconded.

Charlie
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Msg 3903, Level 16, State 1, Line 1736
The ROLLBACK TRANSACTION request has no corresponding BEGIN TRANSACTION
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 01/18/2012 :  10:43:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GilaMonster

Someone asking for a nomination: http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=170344

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SQL Server MVP


Probably also deserves a nomination for the "Not Even Stupid" thread:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=79305







CODO ERGO SUM
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DonAtWork
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Posted - 01/18/2012 :  14:39:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just got back to that thread, Gail. Got here and KNEW it would be on the twit list

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspx
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http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp
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GilaMonster
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South Africa
4507 Posts

Posted - 01/18/2012 :  14:54:38  Show Profile  Visit GilaMonster's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Drat, I'm getting predictable...

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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22415 Posts

Posted - 02/07/2012 :  13:45:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Feed me using a small spoon:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171073

Edited by - Kristen on 02/07/2012 13:46:10
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robvolk
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USA
15678 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2012 :  11:22:31  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171382

That one is a bit bizarre, I feel sorry for that "student".
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2012 :  11:32:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A "Student" with no Teachers...on the job "Training"?



Brett

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2012 :  12:29:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
We have a Wiener

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171382



Brett

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robvolk
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Posted - 02/15/2012 :  12:58:45  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I might be a useless fuck, but I locked his thread and account.
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2012 :  13:27:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk

I might be a useless fuck, but I locked his thread and account.



Only where women are concerned?

Brett

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GilaMonster
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South Africa
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Posted - 02/15/2012 :  13:42:34  Show Profile  Visit GilaMonster's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Just what I needed tonight. Absolutely makes me want to continue spending my free time helping people. Not.

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2012 :  13:56:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
[bangs mike}
Hello..hello...??? Is this thing on?
[/bangs mike]

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171365

Brett

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2012 :  21:29:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

[bangs mike}
Hello..hello...??? Is this thing on?
[/bangs mike]

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171365

Brett

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At least he didn't call you a useless f**k, so that's some progress.



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DonAtWork
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2161 Posts

Posted - 02/16/2012 :  09:41:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dunno if he qualifies for a twit Brett.. at least he is trying out suggestions, and has SOME knowledge about data.
He just is a little slow on the uptake. Try spoon feeding him

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspx
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http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 02/16/2012 :  10:14:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Like this?

http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,184,156162-240197,00.html

I cook, but I don't bake...too many rules

Brett

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jezemine
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USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2012 :  01:25:13  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk

I might be a useless fuck, but I locked his thread and account.



too bad you banned him. "useless fuck" would have made a great custom title for him!


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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2012 :  10:13:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Village Idiot is still the best..for those of you who remember



Brett

8-)

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