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russell
Pyro-ma-ni-yak

USA
5072 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2012 :  14:16:27  Show Profile  Visit russell's Homepage  Reply with Quote
This one is close. http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171609

I'll reserve judgement for now. Maybe.
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

USA
1535 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2012 :  14:24:13  Show Profile  Visit JimL's Homepage  Reply with Quote
We need to make a virtual dog for Tara so she can sic it on some of these Idiots.




Jim
Users <> Logic
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GilaMonster
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

South Africa
4507 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2012 :  14:54:03  Show Profile  Visit GilaMonster's Homepage  Reply with Quote
My favourite part of that thread:

quote:
i advise you to check [freelancer.com] if you want to make the deal more fair for both of us .

And I thought my rates were very fair.

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Gail Shaw
SQL Server MVP
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2012 :  19:42:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by russell

This one is close. http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171609

I'll reserve judgement for now. Maybe.


Based on the following exchange, it's probably a candidate for the "Not Even Stupid" thread:
Tara: "Is the SQL Server local or remote?"
OP: "SQL Server Local or Remote=well it's 2008 r2"


Not Even Stupid
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=79305








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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
37316 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2012 :  21:55:07  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I am not sure why I am continuing to post anything in there, but I'm quite amused by it. I think I'm probably done though. The OP has a bit of troubleshooting to do now.

Tara Kizer
Microsoft MVP for Windows Server System - SQL Server
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GilaMonster
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

South Africa
4507 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2012 :  02:54:08  Show Profile  Visit GilaMonster's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Probably not capable of doing it, and not willing to pay (I've certainly had no mails)

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SQL Server MVP
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russell
Pyro-ma-ni-yak

USA
5072 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2012 :  12:29:53  Show Profile  Visit russell's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

quote:
Originally posted by russell

This one is close. http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171609

I'll reserve judgement for now. Maybe.


Based on the following exchange, it's probably a candidate for the "Not Even Stupid" thread:
Tara: "Is the SQL Server local or remote?"
OP: "SQL Server Local or Remote=well it's 2008 r2"


Not Even Stupid
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=79305








CODO ERGO SUM

You're right, lol
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15683 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2012 :  13:11:13  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm expecting we'll never hear from kofta01 again or we'll get a "useless fucks!" response.

Shall we lay odds? "Fixing the problem themselves" pays 100 500 to 1.
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15683 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2012 :  17:54:23  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
OK, which one of you picked "Change to totally different database product"?

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171609&whichpage=2
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russell
Pyro-ma-ni-yak

USA
5072 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2012 :  18:58:42  Show Profile  Visit russell's Homepage  Reply with Quote
That's beautiful.
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GilaMonster
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

South Africa
4507 Posts

Posted - 02/23/2012 :  05:08:55  Show Profile  Visit GilaMonster's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Something tells me that it's not going to help.

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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 02/23/2012 :  11:49:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Could help him / us by sending him over to dbForums

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspx
How to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

For ultra basic questions, follow these links.
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15683 Posts

Posted - 02/23/2012 :  12:35:30  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DonAtWork

Could help him / us by sending him over to dbForums
Nope, wouldn't be fair. That person NEEDS TO PAY for help.
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visakh16
Very Important crosS Applying yaK Herder

India
52325 Posts

Posted - 02/23/2012 :  23:28:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171758

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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

Singapore
17681 Posts

Posted - 02/24/2012 :  01:09:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by visakh16

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171758

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i was just about to help him a bit and i saw his last post. With that kind of attitude, he won't go far


KH
Time is always against us

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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 02/24/2012 :  06:39:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by khtan

quote:
Originally posted by visakh16

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171758

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http://visakhm.blogspot.com/




i was just about to help him a bit and i saw his last post. With that kind of attitude, he won't go far


KH
Time is always against us




Just read through that one. He edited in his attepts at SQL. I think this guy deserves a Rob version of Celko.

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspx
How to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

For ultra basic questions, follow these links.
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 02/24/2012 :  11:22:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=171717

Don't like any of the suggestions but won't say why.








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visakh16
Very Important crosS Applying yaK Herder

India
52325 Posts

Posted - 03/20/2012 :  16:03:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=172728

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http://visakhm.blogspot.com/

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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
37316 Posts

Posted - 03/20/2012 :  16:49:08  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by visakh16

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=172728



I locked the topic due to his unprofessional conduct. Do a google search on his name from his profile to see who we are dealing with, aka LinkedIn and FB.

Tara Kizer
Microsoft MVP for Windows Server System - SQL Server
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/tarad/

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visakh16
Very Important crosS Applying yaK Herder

India
52325 Posts

Posted - 03/20/2012 :  16:58:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tkizer

quote:
Originally posted by visakh16

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=172728



I locked the topic due to his unprofessional conduct. Do a google search on his name from his profile to see who we are dealing with, aka LinkedIn and FB.

Tara Kizer
Microsoft MVP for Windows Server System - SQL Server
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/tarad/

Subscribe to my blog


i saw it already
Really wondering how people at this level can behave like this that too in a public forum. What reputation will they set for themselves in doing like this?

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Edited by - visakh16 on 03/20/2012 19:08:43
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