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russell
Pyro-ma-ni-yak

USA
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Posted - 02/14/2013 :  21:44:52  Show Profile  Visit russell's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk

Well there's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_and_Prejudice_and_Zombies

But I think a better modern day setting would be:

Jane Austen's SEAL Team Six: Ultimate Pride and Extreme Prejudice: How America's Most Advanced Special Operations Unit Keeps Track of Their Dates in the 21st Century



Nice If there was a rep button, I'd rep ya
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2013 :  07:51:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If they print that book, i will buy it!








How to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2013 :  12:39:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk

Well there's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_and_Prejudice_and_Zombies

But I think a better modern day setting would be:

Jane Austen's SEAL Team Six: Ultimate Pride and Extreme Prejudice: How America's Most Advanced Special Operations Unit Keeps Track of Their Dates in the 21st Century


There was a 1990 TV movie named "Pride and Extreme Prejudice"!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100407/



CODO ERGO SUM
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DonAtWork
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Posted - 02/19/2013 :  08:16:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=183044

Since nobody replied during an extended weekend SQL sucks and so do you all and
"So I guess I'll have to try a grown up language."

So, the language should be more mature than you? I think SQL already qualifies...








How to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

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robvolk
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USA
15668 Posts

Posted - 02/19/2013 :  11:04:16  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I like how he didn't post any code, but an error message, because that helps us understand what he wants.

You're right about the language being more mature than him, wants to use C# but can't understand a recursion limit.
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
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Posted - 02/19/2013 :  11:23:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DonAtWork

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=183044

Since nobody replied during an extended weekend SQL sucks and so do you all and
"So I guess I'll have to try a grown up language."

So, the language should be more mature than you? I think SQL already qualifies...


How to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx




Compared to one of his earlier posts, that one seems almost normal.


In this post he wanted to create a 2,611,697,664,877 TB database, and then goes on to suggest the 1969 moon landing was a fake and that humans have only existed for 2000 years.
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=181615






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Edited by - Michael Valentine Jones on 02/19/2013 11:57:37
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

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Posted - 02/19/2013 :  12:46:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
2,611,697,664,877 TB database

waiow!! a 2 zettabyte DB. Must need it to hold all of his conspiracy theory dissertations...








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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15668 Posts

Posted - 02/19/2013 :  13:39:31  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DonAtWork
waiow!! a 2 zettabyte DB. Must need it to hold all of his conspiracy theory dissertations...
That just what they'd WANT you to think...
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visakh16
Very Important crosS Applying yaK Herder

India
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Posted - 06/03/2013 :  07:40:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He needs to solve the problem but doesnt want to post any sample data for us (may be needs to judge our guessing ability!)

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=185755

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