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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2886 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-22 : 12:28:27
On Saturday while out for a ride a hornet bounced harmlessly off my face, landed on my knee, and stung me.

Yesterday on the way to work, another one hit me on the chin, got caught under the helmet chinstrap, and stung me on the neck. It's all swollen - I look like a pelican.




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elancaster
A very urgent SQL Yakette

1208 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-22 : 12:32:01
do you really look like a pelican? prove it! pics pics pics

i've never even seen a hornet. do we have them in the UK? (i don't get out much) though i did end up in hospital 2 weeks ago after getting mosquito bites and reacting quite badly

Em
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jhocutt
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

385 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-22 : 12:39:17
Never come to Florida, the Mosquito is the state bird.

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"Not only does God play dice, but he sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen."
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LTack
Posting Yak Master

193 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-22 : 12:50:19
Funny, it's our state bird, too, jhocutt! (Minnesota)

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jimf
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2875 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-22 : 12:54:19
You must have been really evil to hornets in a past life!
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afrika
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2706 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-22 : 13:23:46
quote:
Originally posted by elancaster

do you really look like a pelican? prove it! pics pics pics

i've never even seen a hornet. do we have them in the UK? (i don't get out much) though i did end up in hospital 2 weeks ago after getting mosquito bites and reacting quite badly

Em


of cause, seen plenty in the UK
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Hornet
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-22 : 17:06:42
When I was 2 years old I found a large hornet nest in our back yard, and took a whack at it with a stick. The hornets stung me over 120 times on the face, torso, arms, and legs.

I’m really glad that I can’t remember how it felt, but my mother said I was very unhappy for several weeks.





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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-22 : 17:24:30
well that explains a lot of things

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-22 : 17:31:26
It’s a good thing they weren’t radioactive, or I’d be known as HornetMan and fly around stinging bad guys.

Of course, I’d still be a loser, have a boss who despises me, and never get the girl.







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jhocutt
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

385 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-23 : 11:40:36
I got the girl, then married her.... You want her???

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qailoh
Starting Member

4 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-23 : 11:55:46
You'd think the Yak Killer Hornets would be the ones to be afraid of...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Picture_Vespa.jpg


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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2886 Posts

Posted - 2008-07-23 : 14:15:13
quote:
Originally posted by qailoh

You'd think the Yak Killer Hornets would be the ones to be afraid of...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Picture_Vespa.jpg






now THAT is a hornet. and so appropriately named!


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Curt Blood
Starting Member

23 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-05 : 11:44:02
quote:
of cause, seen plenty in the UK
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Hornet



A European Hornet? What's the laden and unladen airspeed velocity?
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