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Spyder
SQLTeam Author
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 Posted - 2002-02-16 : 17:06:31
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OK: here's my challenge: all of the top posting yaks ought to post pictures to their SQLTeam member profiles! Maybe we can talk graz into ponying up a SQLTeam t-shirt for the best photo?Here are some of my very biased comments on the photos (or lack thereof) for the top dogs:robvolk - nice Dilbert impression!Merkin - wish I was on stage with youAjarnMark - looks like you are ready for judonr - no photo! (but I figure that a Master Smack Fu Cursor Smasher might resemble Kane from Kung Fu? (maybe he belongs to AjarnMark's judo dojo)JustinBigelow - no photo! (I expected more from a SQL gigolo -- do you have a pimp hat?)graz - no photo! (perhaps you could post one of you in one of your Halloween costumes -- or maybe not!)izaltsman - no photo! (doesn't everybody in Mass. look like the guy on the Groton's fish box?)mfemenel - no photo! (methinks perhaps he is a relative of Forest Gump?)Nazim - no photo! (what do folks from the UAE look like?) Edited by - spyder on 02/16/2002 17:07:31 |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-16 : 20:11:11
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| Looks like Graz has risen to the challenge!Damian |
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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer
4149 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-16 : 20:11:21
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Are you calling me out?Are YOU ... calling ME ... out?I accept. Picture posted  ===============================================Creating tomorrow's legacy systems today.One crisis at a time. |
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-16 : 20:41:26
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AjarnMark - looks like you are ready for judo
Judo? JUDO?!?! I'm disappointed in you Spyder. You didn't look at the rest of my profile very carefully.  Judo is only a small part of what I do. All in the name of taming the code, of course.  ------------------------GENERAL-ly speaking... |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-16 : 20:51:13
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| Look out, he is sharpening his Gunting as we speak ...Damian |
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JustinBigelow
SQL Gigolo
1157 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-16 : 20:52:33
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I accept. Picture posted
Graz, how did you get your hair that shade of pink? ... oh you're the other one. My bad  Justin |
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Spyder
SQLTeam Author
75 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-17 : 11:09:47
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Are you calling me out? Are YOU ... calling ME ... out? I accept. Picture posted
Hey graz; looks like you are the REAL SQL Gigolo (or did you just steal Justin's hat?) Edited by - spyder on 02/18/2002 02:04:41 |
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Spyder
SQLTeam Author
75 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-17 : 11:12:23
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AjarnMark - looks like you are ready for judo
Judo? JUDO?!?! I'm disappointed in you Spyder. You didn't look at the rest of my profile very carefully. Judo is only a small part of what I do. All in the name of taming the code, of course. ------------------------GENERAL-ly speaking...
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Spyder
SQLTeam Author
75 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-17 : 22:26:43
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| Lovely photo, Nigel. I believe it is now quite safe for you to cancel your membership in the Hair Club for Men.[url]http://www.hairclub.com[/url] |
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-17 : 23:11:52
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Please don't hurt me!
No need to hurt the repentant.------------------------GENERAL-ly speaking... |
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Spyder
SQLTeam Author
75 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-17 : 23:56:54
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No need to hurt the repentant.
Well, I have plenty of ashes here but I'm fresh out of sack-cloth... |
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nr
SQLTeam MVY
12543 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-18 : 03:53:00
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| There was a report recently which said that hairy men are more intelligent.==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy. |
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Tigger
Yak Posting Veteran
85 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-18 : 15:01:33
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| More intelligent than what ??? |
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Spyder
SQLTeam Author
75 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-19 : 02:44:16
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| Nice photo, izaltsman! Where and what is that statue you are standing in front of? |
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izaltsman
A custom title
1139 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-19 : 08:36:01
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| That's the "Bronze Horseman" -- a statue of the Russian emperor Peter the Great in St.Petersburg, Russia. |
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Spyder
SQLTeam Author
75 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-19 : 10:43:37
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That's the "Bronze Horseman" -- a statue of the Russian emperor Peter the Great in St.Petersburg, Russia.
Very interesting... at my previous job I worked with a guy who was from St. Petersburg -- I'm starting to wonder if there is something about that city that produces good SQL Server people! |
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izaltsman
A custom title
1139 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-19 : 12:30:17
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Very interesting... at my previous job I worked with a guy who was from St. Petersburg -- I'm starting to wonder if there is something about that city that produces good SQL Server people!
Well, actually that statue explains it all... You can't really tell due to the camera angle of the photo, but the emperor's outstretched hand is in fact reaching for a copy of "Inside SQL Server 1703"  ...Edited by - izaltsman on 02/19/2002 12:32:32 |
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Spyder
SQLTeam Author
75 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-22 : 01:46:27
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Well, actually that statue explains it all... You can't really tell due to the camera angle of the photo, but the emperor's outstretched hand is in fact reaching for a copy of "Inside SQL Server 1703"
Really! I though it looked more like an early version of Ken Henderson's book! |
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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer
4149 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-22 : 10:34:09
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Really! I though it looked more like an early version of Ken Henderson's book!
Would that be the Guru's Guide to Stone Tablets? Or maybe the Guru's guide to Papyrus? Or probably the Guru's Guide to Stacks and Stacks of Paper===============================================Creating tomorrow's legacy systems today.One crisis at a time. |
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Nazim
A custom title
1408 Posts |
Posted - 2002-02-25 : 08:07:55
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Sorry to dissapoint you Spyder. Am from India moved to UAE two years back.quote:
Nazim - no photo! (what do folks from the UAE look like?)
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Member profile photo challenge