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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer
4149 Posts |
 Posted - 2002-07-07 : 19:56:35
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| In this thread!===============================================Creating tomorrow's legacy systems today.One crisis at a time. |
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nr
SQLTeam MVY
12543 Posts |
Posted - 2002-07-07 : 19:57:58
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| The yak postal service?==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy. |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2002-07-07 : 19:58:02
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What would be the signifgance of that ?Oh you mean 2000 posts ? Damian |
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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer
4149 Posts |
Posted - 2002-07-07 : 20:01:58
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| Woo-hoo! Dos Thousand posts!Which tells you how multi-lingual I am. How do you say two thousand in your language?And thanks Damian. For all your answers and all the help on the site.===============================================Creating tomorrow's legacy systems today.One crisis at a time. |
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JustinBigelow
SQL Gigolo
1157 Posts |
Posted - 2002-07-07 : 20:02:38
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| 2000 posts! There is going to be a stampede of grateful 'sJustin |
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nr
SQLTeam MVY
12543 Posts |
Posted - 2002-07-07 : 20:39:01
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| Congrats.Just need to find a source of proper warm non-fizzy beer to make your life complete.Won't forgive your countryman for beating Timmy though.==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy. |
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joldham
Wiseass Yak Posting Master
300 Posts |
Posted - 2002-07-08 : 07:55:55
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Congrats Merkin!Keep the good posts coming.  Jeremy |
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak
15732 Posts |
Posted - 2002-07-08 : 08:07:18
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NICE JOB MERKIN!   It's amazing how long you had to evade drop bears in order to post 2000 times!BTW graz, "Two thousand posts" in Oz-speak is "Two thousand posts, mate! Let's grab a coldie, it's my shout."  Or something like that. |
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izaltsman
A custom title
1139 Posts |
Posted - 2002-07-08 : 10:00:41
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BTW graz, "Two thousand posts" in Oz-speak is "Two thousand posts, mate! Let's grab a coldie, it's my shout." Or something like that.
Ok, Russian version: Dve Tisyachi? Eto nado otmetit'!!! (Two thousand? This deserves a celebration!!! )Good work, Damian! |
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Nazim
A custom title
1408 Posts |
Posted - 2002-07-09 : 00:27:18
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| Great Work Damianok , herez the hindi version "Do Hazaar Post , Wah! Dhooooom Machadiya Aapnea" (Two Thousand Post, You have done a great Job)-------------------------What lies behind you and what lies ahead of you are small matters compared to what lies within you.-Ralph Waldo EmersonEdited by - Nazim on 07/09/2002 00:28:42 |
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2002-07-10 : 14:30:02
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| WAY TO GO Damian!Thanks for ALL of your help around here. (Somebody has to keep Rob in line. ) |
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rrb
SQLTeam Poet Laureate
1479 Posts |
Posted - 2002-07-10 : 21:52:48
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Oh! I see I missed your e-birthday!  2000 posts old today! (or should I say 2000 posts old last week)Sorry Damian - been side-tracked for a while. I've been following graz's advice and creating a new legacy system...But I guess I'm obliged to respond, seeing as how you've been so helpful and all.And so we have:There once was a feller named MerkinWho spent most of his time e-lurkin'He once caught me outShowed I had no idea what SQL was aboutAnd posted an answer that made me look like a gherkin(you know I had to ...)They call him "Merkin the Magician"And he'll drive you to utter contritionIf your post is a crockYou'll be in for a shock'Cause he's a real SQL tactician(graz - please change his title - apart from being well-deserved, it might even succeed in raising the tone of the inevitable investigations...)In the land of Merkin there once satA fellow with a magical hatAnd the spells he would castMade his queries run fastWhat a very cool SQL cat. --I hope that when I die someone will say of me "That guy sure owed me a lot of money" |
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RatTail
Crackhead
98 Posts |
Posted - 2002-08-06 : 15:49:12
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| Alcoholics!What do you teach otherunderdeveloped nations (like mine one) to? |
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Doug G
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
331 Posts |
Posted - 2002-08-07 : 19:36:23
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| Woo Hoo!Thanks for all your wisdom, Merkin!======Doug G====== |
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Post here Merkin!