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derrickleggett
Pointy Haired Yak DBA

4184 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 08:15:58
Kristen just made the second page. That took me years. lol

Congratulations. Keep it up. :)

Pretty soon she'll pass Amesthetic (I always spell that wrong) and be on her way to the first page.

MeanOldDBA
derrickleggett@hotmail.com

When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.

Amethystium
Aged Yak Warrior

701 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 08:23:38
That's okay Derrick, I'm not even from planet earth


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ditch
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1466 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 08:24:29
quote:
Originally posted by derrickleggett

Kristen just made the second page. That took me years. lol

Congratulations. Keep it up. :)

Pretty soon she'll pass Amesthetic (I always spell that wrong) and be on her way to the first page.




Don't you mean He'll pass Amesthetic and On His Way
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=10539

Congrat's Kristen
Like I said Last week - You're the fastest of us newbies.


Duane.
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Amethystium
Aged Yak Warrior

701 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 08:29:57
Careful Duane (why does your name remind me of Total Recall).

We might have our first (s)hemale member.


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ditch
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1466 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 08:32:36
Yeah!

What do you Aliens care anyhow???

Duane.
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derrickleggett
Pointy Haired Yak DBA

4184 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 08:34:21
(s)hemale

Doesn't the () make this a contradiction in terms?

MeanOldDBA
derrickleggett@hotmail.com

When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
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Amethystium
Aged Yak Warrior

701 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 08:37:06
That's the idea Derrick, I'm trying not to offend... just in case.


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Amethystium
Aged Yak Warrior

701 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 08:44:29
quote:
Originally posted by ditch

Yeah!

What do you Aliens care anyhow???

Duane.



Hehehe.. personally I like the 3-breasted variety (if you've seen the film you'll know the one), 2 for milk, one for tea (or coffee).


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ditch
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1466 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 08:44:41
quote:
Originally posted by Amethystium

That's the idea Derrick, I'm trying not to offend... just in case.


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No Offense taken - If any was aimed at me.
Hey I'm used to it.

Duane.
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Amethystium
Aged Yak Warrior

701 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 08:54:34
quote:

No Offense taken - If any was aimed at me.
Hey I'm used to it.



Nooooo! Derrick thought Kristen is a she, and you said it's a he so I decided to make him/her (s)hemale

Arrr! It's all Derrick's fault, lol.




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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 09:00:55
Is that a Kaiser Roll?

Anyway, Kristen is a guy.....

Damn, another shamless post....

OK, everyone can start complaining now.....

Damian...what's the beer count over the weekend?




Brett

8-)
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

3608 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 09:40:21
quote:
Originally posted by Amethystium

Careful Duane (why does your name remind me of Total Recall).

We might have our first (s)hemale member.


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Always reminds me of Cat's alter-ego in Red Dwarf...
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 21:28:28
My very first own-thread, and it turns out its all about my sexuality - even got called "it" at one point. Damn, Gender is a picklist - I fancied being "it"

Now I could make a joke about Public school, but you lot over the pond would never understand ... hell, you probably think that Public school if for the, errmmm ... "public".

Kristen
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kselvia
Aged Yak Warrior

526 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 21:54:48
I thought Kristen was female too. Probably because he is always so polite. I couldn't believe what I read the other day when the questioner responded 'no mood' when asked to post some DDL or code. Kristen took it in stride... :)
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-06 : 22:01:03
Great, someone who can tell me what "no mood" means ... ??

I must be getting old ...

Kristen
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ditch
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1466 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-07 : 00:11:18
Kristen - when you get your personalized status - How about "SQL Yak IT" or Just "IT" ?


Duane.
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ditch
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1466 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-07 : 00:12:48
quote:
Originally posted by Amethystium

quote:
Originally posted by ditch

Yeah!

What do you Aliens care anyhow???

Duane.



Hehehe.. personally I like the 3-breasted variety (if you've seen the film you'll know the one), 2 for milk, one for tea (or coffee).


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Hey 3 Breasts are always better than 2

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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-07 : 03:52:03
> when you get your personalized status - How about "SQL Yak IT" or Just "IT" ?

Hehehe! I quite fancy being "Yet Another YAK" or even "YaYak" maybe. I always liked the acronym YACC ("Yet Another Compiler Compiler" for you youngsters who though humans wrote compilers, or Delphi, or MS SQL - hey, what did the people who wrote compiler-compilers use? :-) ).

Choices choices ... and so many posts still to do ...

Kristen
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Arnold Fribble
Yak-finder General

1961 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-07 : 06:26:24
quote:
youngsters who though humans wrote [...] Delphi

Anders Hejlsborg?

LALR(1) is very old-fashioned, don't you think? All those nasty shift-reduce conflicts. We should be able to see beyond the next token these days.
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-07 : 11:41:56
He got bored writing Turbo Pascal, right?!

Kristen
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