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AskSQLTeam
Ask SQLTeam Question

USA
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Posted - 09/27/2004 :  10:04:57  Show Profile  Visit AskSQLTeam's Homepage  Reply with Quote

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Arnold Fribble
Yak-finder General

United Kingdom
1961 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2004 :  11:47:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm not sure that's a real DBA - he doesn't have enough fingers crossed.
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master

USA
3246 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2004 :  12:08:40  Show Profile  Visit AjarnMark's Homepage  Reply with Quote
If I flash the DBA gang sign while on the airplane going to the PASS Summit today, do you think they will drag me off for interrogation causing massive delays for everyone on-board?

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derrickleggett
Pointy Haired Yak DBA

USA
4184 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2004 :  19:33:10  Show Profile  Visit derrickleggett's Homepage  Send derrickleggett an AOL message  Send derrickleggett a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Causing massive delays.......this is great.

MeanOldDBA
derrickleggett@hotmail.com

When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
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roshkm
Starting Member

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Posted - 10/04/2004 :  06:56:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Guys,

Dont you get it?? He is trying to show dba with his fingers. Well if he is a dba, he wont have time showing these things..

Probably he was a dba, who lost his mind.

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RKM
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

Australia
4970 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2004 :  08:17:15  Show Profile  Visit Merkin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by roshkm


Probably he was a dba, who lost his mind.






Who said the two things were mutually exclusive ?


Damian
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Ledell
SQL NASCAR Parsing Chick

USA
107 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2004 :  13:40:56  Show Profile  Visit Ledell's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I always wanted to look like a gangsta. Now I can!

Of course I will have to use the East Coast variation of it. Ya know. Ta git da East Coast / West Coast feud going!

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Got some code from Rob. Can anyone help?
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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3564 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2004 :  20:53:50  Show Profile  Visit jhermiz's Homepage  Reply with Quote
i dont know about that a :-)

But he sure dresses like a dba =)

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GunZ
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Australia
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Posted - 10/27/2004 :  21:39:51  Show Profile  Visit GunZ's Homepage  Send GunZ an ICQ Message  Send GunZ a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
I can see the "d" and "b" in his right hand but I can't find the "a" in the left hand... oh wait!!! I found it!!! I forgot to include a "where (left_hand = 1) and (fingers not in [middle, ring, small])" clause in the SELECT statement.

Australia.NSW.Sydney.GunZ
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jen
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

Sweden
4110 Posts

Posted - 11/04/2004 :  02:07:55  Show Profile  Send jen a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
ouch, hurt myself there trying to flash the sign. how about a tattoo instead or an amulet of some sort?

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keeping it simple...
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tallison
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Posted - 11/23/2004 :  13:00:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That is nice.

Double D.. (Lee's Summit)
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DBA Tha WuN
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Posted - 08/27/2005 :  00:44:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
DBA Chyea Chyea all ya'll know we blowin up, dip dip now give it up, shorty wanna hit of my stuff, pass the blunt now blaze it up.
ESB DBA WuN 'o5
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