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AskSQLTeam
Ask SQLTeam Question
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 Posted - 2005-01-18 : 21:17:43
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| ski writes "How come the http:\\www.OracleTeam.comSite is always down?" |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-18 : 21:18:50
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You know who you are.....funny guy  Damian |
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derrickleggett
Pointy Haired Yak DBA
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Posted - 2005-01-18 : 21:26:36
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| Jon????MeanOldDBAderrickleggett@hotmail.comWhen life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA. |
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jhermiz
3564 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-18 : 21:32:45
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Hahahahh that is NOT me derrick, however that was hillarious man. Good to see you around!
Keeping the web experience alive -- [url]http://www.web-impulse.com[/url]Imperfection living for perfection -- [url]http://jhermiz.blogspot.com/[/url] |
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derrickleggett
Pointy Haired Yak DBA
4184 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-18 : 23:42:31
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| Nice signature. :)MeanOldDBAderrickleggett@hotmail.comWhen life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA. |
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jhermiz
3564 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-19 : 00:27:49
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Im still wondering who posted that though, I swear to you its not me..graz pull out the ips where is that sucka coming from
Keeping the web experience alive -- [url]http://www.web-impulse.com[/url]Imperfection living for perfection -- [url]http://jhermiz.blogspot.com/[/url] |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-19 : 03:39:31
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| I know exactly who it is.Damian |
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Stoad
Freaky Yak Linguist
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Posted - 2005-01-19 : 04:17:37
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| ok, jon.that was me. and i'm sorry for this silly joke.was in bad mood yesterday. actually i'm not stoad,i'm Scott Tiger. |
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-19 : 12:34:53
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Originally posted by Stoad
actually i'm not stoad,i'm Scott Tiger.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now THAT is a funny joke! Scott Tiger... Master of ALL things Oracle! I bow at your feet.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Infoneering: Information Technology solutions engineered to professional standards. |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
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Stoad
Freaky Yak Linguist
1983 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-21 : 12:45:32
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| mark; brett;heh now I know exactly who is that Scott and who is his cat Tiger;but who was that "sucka"? |
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-21 : 14:18:57
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Originally posted by Stoad
but who was that "sucka"?
As in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka? I think that should be the default password for SA just to remind people what others think of them if they don't change the default. Of course that's been somewhat mediated by the warning message you get, but still...---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Infoneering: Information Technology solutions engineered to professional standards. |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-21 : 14:32:26
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| Or you can just call Mark at 5:00 AM Pacific if you forget...Brett8-) |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-21 : 19:39:05
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| You making prank calls Brett ?Damian |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-24 : 09:29:28
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| "Do you have Prince Albert in a can...."I had nothing to do with it....the phone has a mind of it's own (thank god one of use does)Brett8-) |
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-24 : 18:14:31
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At least it wasn't as bad as the time I had a fax machine calling my home phone at 4:00 AM. The stupid fax had auto-redial and since it could not deliver the fax, it kept calling back every 5-10 minutes for at least 5 tries. Then some genius discovered it had errored-out and just attempted to re-send without checking the phone number. I got to go through it again!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Infoneering: Information Technology solutions engineered to professional standards. |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-25 : 08:55:47
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| I was amazed at how much junk mail is faxed...how can they tell? Do they buy a list?Spam eats up bandwidth, time ect....this fax nonsense eats up supplies....Can you setup a fax to identify incoming spam, and turn around and just tie up their machine? Send some images perhaps that would really suck the ink dry...Brett8-) |
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
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Posted - 2005-01-25 : 10:35:32
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| How about 20 pages of all black with the word F*** You in white at the very bottom.AjanMark - that sounds like an episode of the SimpsonssteveAnd how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
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Posted - 2005-01-25 : 10:41:10
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don't spam faxes come from computers?? i mean i'd do it that way...Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow  |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2005-01-26 : 09:14:08
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Originally posted by spirit1
don't spam faxes come from computers?? i mean i'd do it that way...Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
Yes...but calling the number back for a week should blow them out of the water..no?Brett8-) |
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