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a toast for St. Patrick's Day

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eyechart
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

3575 Posts

Posted - 2005-03-17 : 16:25:58

May you...
Work like you don't need the money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
Dance like no-one is watching,
Screw like it's being filmed,
And drink like a true Irishman.

Happy St. Paddy's Day all.

-ec

TG
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

6065 Posts

Posted - 2005-03-17 : 19:38:50

Thank you eyechart! And to all you lads and lassies,

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening clash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke:
"Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!"

Be One with the Optimizer
TG

rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen

3279 Posts

Posted - 2005-03-17 : 21:22:24

La la la la llla
Work like you don't need the money, -- Tomorrow if I wake up
Love like you've never been hurt, -- Love is the Law the Law is for All
Dance like no-one is watching, -- C'mon, I still have some dignity left
Screw like it's being filmed, -- Always do, always do
And drink like a true Irishman. -- Practice makes Perfect

Guiness is food for the hungry and drink for the thirsty and inspiration for the inspired and La la la la llla

madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator

22864 Posts

Posted - 2005-03-18 : 01:16:04

quote:
Originally posted by eyechart

May you...
Work like you don't need the money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
Dance like no-one is watching,
Screw like it's being filmed,
And drink like a true Irishman.

Happy St. Paddy's Day all.

-ec

No I cant

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail

spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2005-03-18 : 06:32:20

quote:
Originally posted by TG
and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

you haven't tasted good beer until you've tasted our national beer
it's called Zlatorog it's filled by Laško brewery

all other beers can hide from it. maybe i'm being subjective but i've tasted a lot of others.

Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow

rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen

3279 Posts

Posted - 2005-03-18 : 15:10:40

Mental note: try Zlatorog
One more Zlatorog pleaze!

bummer, I'm shocked!!!

rockmoose

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2005-03-19 : 03:04:58

Blimey Rockey!

Kristen

JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2005-03-19 : 08:55:02

1 Zlatorog

2 Zlatorog

3 Zlatorog

floor.

Being as long as it has been since I really drank it would probably be 3.

Jim
Users <> Logic

spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2005-03-19 : 10:33:53

well it only counts if you drink from a half liter bottle.
those 0.33 or 0.25 liter are too wimpy for my taste.

Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow

JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2005-03-19 : 12:38:48

Gads Mladen I thought I was the only Yak crazy enough to work on Saturday.

We are going to have to enroll you in the habitual SQL program with the rest of us.

Jim
Users <> Logic

Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2005-03-19 : 17:06:55

I think that goes without saying.

Why would anyone get a beer that's less than a good swallow?