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jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

USA
7423 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2005 :  09:05:14  Show Profile  Visit jsmith8858's Homepage  Reply with Quote
That's a classic Corey ! Well done!

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2005 :  09:06:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jhermiz

[quote]...most of them know I'm engaged.



The ultimate aphrodisiac...



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Seventhnight
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2878 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2005 :  17:28:38  Show Profile  Visit Seventhnight's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Has anyone else noticed jon's new title??


Corey

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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
36845 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2005 :  17:29:44  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yep! Wasn't sure if Jon had noticed it yet.

Tara
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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3564 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2005 :  22:05:14  Show Profile  Visit jhermiz's Homepage  Reply with Quote
My new title ?



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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3564 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2005 :  22:06:09  Show Profile  Visit jhermiz's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Err I see it now...somehow I dont like any of you anymore :-) hahahahahah




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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  06:02:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jon, I know how tough it can be ... but I've got it covered:

http://www.ImaginaryGirlfriends.com/info.php

that'll drive them away!

Kristen

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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen

Sweden
3279 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  06:11:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There is nothing like experience...
Why am I not surprised Kristen posted that link .


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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

USA
1535 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  07:54:05  Show Profile  Visit JimL's Homepage  Reply with Quote
This Thread is rapidly headed in a downward spiral.


[Flush]

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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3564 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  08:33:04  Show Profile  Visit jhermiz's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Jon, I know how tough it can be ... but I've got it covered:

http://www.ImaginaryGirlfriends.com/info.php

that'll drive them away!

Kristen





Wow I can't believe people are doing this sort of stuff.



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Seventhnight
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2878 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  08:42:03  Show Profile  Visit Seventhnight's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Jon, I know how tough it can be ... but I've got it covered:

http://www.ImaginaryGirlfriends.com/info.php

that'll drive them away!

Kristen



I think this is one of the funniest things I have seen...

did you read the prices? $45 for a 2-month 'relationship'. That sounds pretty cheap to me. for the ones that are booked, how many 'imaginary boyfriends' do they have, like 10, 20...?

anyway, kristen, how do you find such things?

Corey

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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11750 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  09:06:31  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Corey, it's not the HOW it's the WHY!!

Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  09:47:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe you could hook up with Malibu Stacey?



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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3564 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  10:50:34  Show Profile  Visit jhermiz's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Seventhnight

quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Jon, I know how tough it can be ... but I've got it covered:

http://www.ImaginaryGirlfriends.com/info.php

that'll drive them away!

Kristen



I think this is one of the funniest things I have seen...

did you read the prices? $45 for a 2-month 'relationship'. That sounds pretty cheap to me. for the ones that are booked, how many 'imaginary boyfriends' do they have, like 10, 20...?

anyway, kristen, how do you find such things?

Corey

Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
President Lyndon Johnson: I know I am. It's my prerogative.



Could be guys on the other end..you just never know...
Can you imagine interviewing for this type of position..
"So you don't mind being a virtual hoochie?"



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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3564 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  10:51:09  Show Profile  Visit jhermiz's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

Maybe you could hook up with Malibu Stacey?



Brett

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA only brett would think of such a thing hahahahah
funnyyyyyyyy


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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3564 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  10:52:09  Show Profile  Visit jhermiz's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Seventhnight

quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Jon, I know how tough it can be ... but I've got it covered:

http://www.ImaginaryGirlfriends.com/info.php

that'll drive them away!

Kristen



I think this is one of the funniest things I have seen...

did you read the prices? $45 for a 2-month 'relationship'. That sounds pretty cheap to me. for the ones that are booked, how many 'imaginary boyfriends' do they have, like 10, 20...?

anyway, kristen, how do you find such things?

Corey

Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
President Lyndon Johnson: I know I am. It's my prerogative.



I'm starting to question corey's intentions ... why o why are you looking at prices


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NoNulls
Starting Member

USA
14 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  11:06:48  Show Profile  Send NoNulls a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Jon, I know how tough it can be ... but I've got it covered:

http://www.ImaginaryGirlfriends.com/info.php

that'll drive them away!

Kristen





Damn that is funny.... Sending it to the ahole that just wants to "be friends"

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  11:11:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

If you have an imaginary girlfriend, would that be cheating on your real wife or girlfriend, or would it just be imaginary cheating?

I guess convincing a real wife or girlfriend that those letters she discovered were from an imaginary girlfriend would be a problem, and she would probably still be really mad.

I'm getting ideas for all kinds of imaginary services. I bet an imaginary divorce would be a big seller.

How about an imaginary dream job at an imaginary company? They could send you emails inviting you to meetings, announcing your latest promotion, congratulating you for that big sale, and thanking you for a successful project. Various women in the company would send you flirty emails, and upper management would ask for your advice.






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Seventhnight
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2878 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  11:30:59  Show Profile  Visit Seventhnight's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones


...How about an imaginary dream job at an imaginary company? They could send you emails inviting you to meetings, announcing your latest promotion, congratulating you for that big sale, and thanking you for a successful project. Various women in the company would send you flirty emails, and upper management would ask for your advice...

CODO ERGO SUM



very nice

While I did look at prices, I was only trying to determine how much this was worth to some people . Although, I wouldn't discourage pictures in the mail.

Also - I think it would have to be females on the other end, b/c male handwriting is vastly different.

It would be funnier to sign someone else up... oooh! Jon - sign up your office chicks.... then they could have a girlfriend to talk to.

Corey

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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3564 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  13:06:26  Show Profile  Visit jhermiz's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones


If you have an imaginary girlfriend, would that be cheating on your real wife or girlfriend, or would it just be imaginary cheating?

I guess convincing a real wife or girlfriend that those letters she discovered were from an imaginary girlfriend would be a problem, and she would probably still be really mad.

I'm getting ideas for all kinds of imaginary services. I bet an imaginary divorce would be a big seller.

How about an imaginary dream job at an imaginary company? They could send you emails inviting you to meetings, announcing your latest promotion, congratulating you for that big sale, and thanking you for a successful project. Various women in the company would send you flirty emails, and upper management would ask for your advice.






CODO ERGO SUM



I'm in ... you wanna do the database side of things and I'll begin the front end :)



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