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jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join
USA
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 Posted - 06/02/2005 : 09:05:14
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That's a classic Corey ! Well done! 
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X002548
Not Just a Number
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Seventhnight
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
2878 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 17:28:38
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Has anyone else noticed jon's new title?? 
Corey
Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
President Lyndon Johnson: I know I am. It's my prerogative. |
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess
USA
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Posted - 06/02/2005 : 17:29:44
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Yep! Wasn't sure if Jon had noticed it yet.
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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
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Kristen
Test
United Kingdom
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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen
Sweden
3279 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 06:11:30
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There is nothing like experience...
Why am I not surprised Kristen posted that link .
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
USA
1530 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 07:54:05
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This Thread is rapidly headed in a downward spiral.
[Flush]
Jim
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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
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Seventhnight
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
2878 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 08:42:03
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Originally posted by Kristen
Jon, I know how tough it can be ... but I've got it covered:
http://www.ImaginaryGirlfriends.com/info.php
that'll drive them away!
Kristen
I think this is one of the funniest things I have seen...
did you read the prices? $45 for a 2-month 'relationship'. That sounds pretty cheap to me. for the ones that are booked, how many 'imaginary boyfriends' do they have, like 10, 20...?
anyway, kristen, how do you find such things?
Corey
Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
President Lyndon Johnson: I know I am. It's my prerogative. |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
Slovenia
11741 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 09:06:31
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Corey, it's not the HOW it's the WHY!!
Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow  |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
3564 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 10:50:34
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quote:
Originally posted by Seventhnight
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen
Jon, I know how tough it can be ... but I've got it covered:
http://www.ImaginaryGirlfriends.com/info.php
that'll drive them away!
Kristen
I think this is one of the funniest things I have seen...
did you read the prices? $45 for a 2-month 'relationship'. That sounds pretty cheap to me. for the ones that are booked, how many 'imaginary boyfriends' do they have, like 10, 20...?
anyway, kristen, how do you find such things?
Corey
Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
President Lyndon Johnson: I know I am. It's my prerogative.
Could be guys on the other end..you just never know...
Can you imagine interviewing for this type of position..
"So you don't mind being a virtual hoochie?"
Keeping the web experience alive -- http://www.web-impulse.com
Imperfection living for perfection -- http://jhermiz.blogspot.com/
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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
3564 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 10:52:09
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Originally posted by Seventhnight
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen
Jon, I know how tough it can be ... but I've got it covered:
http://www.ImaginaryGirlfriends.com/info.php
that'll drive them away!
Kristen
I think this is one of the funniest things I have seen...
did you read the prices? $45 for a 2-month 'relationship'. That sounds pretty cheap to me. for the ones that are booked, how many 'imaginary boyfriends' do they have, like 10, 20...?
anyway, kristen, how do you find such things?
Corey
Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
President Lyndon Johnson: I know I am. It's my prerogative.
I'm starting to question corey's intentions ... why o why are you looking at prices
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Imperfection living for perfection -- http://jhermiz.blogspot.com/
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NoNulls
Starting Member
USA
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Posted - 06/03/2005 : 11:06:48
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quote:
Originally posted by Kristen
Jon, I know how tough it can be ... but I've got it covered:
http://www.ImaginaryGirlfriends.com/info.php
that'll drive them away!
Kristen
Damn that is funny.... Sending it to the ahole that just wants to "be friends"
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
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Posted - 06/03/2005 : 11:11:39
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If you have an imaginary girlfriend, would that be cheating on your real wife or girlfriend, or would it just be imaginary cheating?
I guess convincing a real wife or girlfriend that those letters she discovered were from an imaginary girlfriend would be a problem, and she would probably still be really mad.
I'm getting ideas for all kinds of imaginary services. I bet an imaginary divorce would be a big seller.
How about an imaginary dream job at an imaginary company? They could send you emails inviting you to meetings, announcing your latest promotion, congratulating you for that big sale, and thanking you for a successful project. Various women in the company would send you flirty emails, and upper management would ask for your advice.
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Seventhnight
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
2878 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 11:30:59
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quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones
...How about an imaginary dream job at an imaginary company? They could send you emails inviting you to meetings, announcing your latest promotion, congratulating you for that big sale, and thanking you for a successful project. Various women in the company would send you flirty emails, and upper management would ask for your advice...
CODO ERGO SUM
very nice
While I did look at prices, I was only trying to determine how much this was worth to some people . Although, I wouldn't discourage pictures in the mail.
Also - I think it would have to be females on the other end, b/c male handwriting is vastly different.
It would be funnier to sign someone else up... oooh! Jon - sign up your office chicks.... then they could have a girlfriend to talk to.
Corey
Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
President Lyndon Johnson: I know I am. It's my prerogative. |
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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
3564 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 13:06:26
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Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones
If you have an imaginary girlfriend, would that be cheating on your real wife or girlfriend, or would it just be imaginary cheating?
I guess convincing a real wife or girlfriend that those letters she discovered were from an imaginary girlfriend would be a problem, and she would probably still be really mad.
I'm getting ideas for all kinds of imaginary services. I bet an imaginary divorce would be a big seller.
How about an imaginary dream job at an imaginary company? They could send you emails inviting you to meetings, announcing your latest promotion, congratulating you for that big sale, and thanking you for a successful project. Various women in the company would send you flirty emails, and upper management would ask for your advice.
CODO ERGO SUM
I'm in ... you wanna do the database side of things and I'll begin the front end :)
Keeping the web experience alive -- http://www.web-impulse.com
Imperfection living for perfection -- http://jhermiz.blogspot.com/
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Nosey Women
