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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen

Sweden
3279 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  13:14:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You can pick up 50 grand right here to get started

rockmoose

Edited by - rockmoose on 06/03/2005 13:14:34
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

USA
1535 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  13:22:56  Show Profile  Visit JimL's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Gads Phone Sex without the sex..... Or maybee they offer that too.

Did you look that far corey?

They prob have it listed under special services.



Jim
Users <> Logic

Edited by - JimL on 06/03/2005 13:24:00
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Seventhnight
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2878 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  13:24:50  Show Profile  Visit Seventhnight's Homepage  Reply with Quote
now now... i have a wife:

Corey

Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
President Lyndon Johnson: I know I am. It's my prerogative.

Edited by - Seventhnight on 06/03/2005 14:08:04
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

USA
1535 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  13:32:27  Show Profile  Visit JimL's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
now now... i have a wife



I Was not implying you needed it .


I did hear somthing about someone putting the finishing touches on a Virtual sex site. How desprate would someone have to be?

Jim
Users <> Logic
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  14:04:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That would be Imaginary Phone Sex
quote:
Originally posted by JimL
Gads Phone Sex without the sex.....






CODO ERGO SUM
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Seventhnight
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2878 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  14:08:45  Show Profile  Visit Seventhnight's Homepage  Reply with Quote
stupid typos... my "i have a wife" post wasn't nearly as good without the pic...

Corey

Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
President Lyndon Johnson: I know I am. It's my prerogative.
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

USA
1535 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  14:15:28  Show Profile  Visit JimL's Homepage  Reply with Quote
She is very atractive corey but we have seen her Picture before in your post sig so we know that already.

Yea yea I know When you got it flaunt it.

My horse looks better than me so I use his picture.LOL



Jim
Users <> Logic
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Seventhnight
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2878 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  14:31:52  Show Profile  Visit Seventhnight's Homepage  Reply with Quote
... nope, thats not my wife (melissa sagemiller)

this is my wife...

she definitely looks better than me, so I can get away with sticking my photo in as well...

Corey

Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

USA
1535 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  14:40:58  Show Profile  Visit JimL's Homepage  Reply with Quote
So your virtual girl friend is melissa sagemiller?

Bad Bad Corey!!!!



Uh Corey I was just looking at the look on your face and the the unusual angle of your wife's left arm..... So where is her hand?


Jim
Users <> Logic

Edited by - JimL on 06/03/2005 14:44:29
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Seventhnight
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2878 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  14:59:59  Show Profile  Visit Seventhnight's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I believe where ... uuuhhhh... holding hands

It was a long day... i was in my tux for 13 hours. (11 am - 12pm)

Corey

Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  15:36:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Seventhnight

I believe we where ... uuuhhhh...


Yeah right...starting the wedding night early?



Brett

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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3564 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  17:13:43  Show Profile  Visit jhermiz's Homepage  Reply with Quote
ROTFLMFAO@The arm joke...

ehh she kinda looks like you corey, which is odd...not saying she isnt beautiful, but you ever notice some couples kind of look alike ?



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Seventhnight
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2878 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2005 :  17:29:55  Show Profile  Visit Seventhnight's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I've always heard, the longer you are with someone the more you look alike... and we've been dating/engaged/married since '98... just wait til we're both 50

EDIT: although I don't have cheeks and she does

Corey

Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.
President Lyndon Johnson: I know I am. It's my prerogative.

Edited by - Seventhnight on 06/03/2005 17:30:46
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 06/05/2005 :  04:17:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"anyway, kristen, how do you find such things?

I think its a cracking idea - e.g. for girls working their way through college etc. You don't even have to use your own photograph - they advertise separately for models for that part. All mail is cleared centrally. Almost zero possibility of identification.

Its just an idea I wish I'd thought of ... one of the companies I have an "interest" in is a dating site - www.NoMoreFrogs.com

Kristen
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jhermiz
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3564 Posts

Posted - 06/06/2005 :  08:57:54  Show Profile  Visit jhermiz's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

"anyway, kristen, how do you find such things?

I think its a cracking idea - e.g. for girls working their way through college etc. You don't even have to use your own photograph - they advertise separately for models for that part. All mail is cleared centrally. Almost zero possibility of identification.

Its just an idea I wish I'd thought of ... one of the companies I have an "interest" in is a dating site - www.NoMoreFrogs.com

Kristen



I always wonder about Kristen, could he be real or plastic ?



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elwoos
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
2050 Posts

Posted - 06/06/2005 :  09:10:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rubber I was thinking





A sarcasm detector, what a great idea.
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 06/06/2005 :  13:24:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, well just stop bloody thinking then!

BigK
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