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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator

22864 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-29 : 03:56:14

Congrats and keep it up

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail

khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-29 : 06:55:23

Congratulation !

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[KH]

jhermiz

3564 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-29 : 14:08:20

Great Job!

Keeping the web experience alive -- [url]http://www.web-impulse.com[/url]
Imperfection living for perfection -- [url]http://jhermiz.blogspot.com/[/url]

Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-29 : 19:04:37

Thanks guys.

It’s nice to be able that share what I learned in Evil DBA school.

Some people have asked to hear about my background. The details of my life are quite inconsequential, but very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving C++ consultant from Belgium with low grade lycanthropy and a penchant for pointer bugs. My mother was a fifteen year old French-Canadian recruiter named Chloe with a specialty in web designers. My father would spam C++ newsgroups, he would drink Jolt, he would post outrageous claims like he invented the compiler. Some times he would accuse database servers of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in San Jose, Pong lessons. In the spring we'd make class libraries. When I was insolent I was placed on tech support hold and forced to listen to instrumental versions of “The Gambler”, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first PDA. At the age of fourteen, a online avatar named Vilma ritualistically trashed my blog. There really is nothing like a trashed blog, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

You know, I have to stop.

CODO ERGO SUM

karuna
Aged Yak Warrior

582 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-30 : 00:04:52

Congrats MVJ !!!

Thanks

Karunakaran

spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-30 : 05:10:38

some life MVJ...

well...

congrats!!

Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-30 : 09:23:54

get some life MVJ...

Kristen

jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

7423 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-30 : 11:23:11

quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

Thanks guys.

It’s nice to be able that share what I learned in Evil DBA school.

Some people have asked to hear about my background. The details of my life are quite inconsequential, but very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving C++ consultant from Belgium with low grade lycanthropy and a penchant for pointer bugs. My mother was a fifteen year old French-Canadian recruiter named Chloe with a specialty in web designers. My father would spam C++ newsgroups, he would drink Jolt, he would post outrageous claims like he invented the compiler. Some times he would accuse database servers of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in San Jose, Pong lessons. In the spring we'd make class libraries. When I was insolent I was placed on tech support hold and forced to listen to instrumental versions of “The Gambler”, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first PDA. At the age of fourteen, a online avatar named Vilma ritualistically trashed my blog. There really is nothing like a trashed blog, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

You know, I have to stop.

CODO ERGO SUM

Hilarious! Very nice! Well done. I always knew you were an Evil DBA!

Congrats on 1000, keep the posts comming, and the movie spoofs are great !

TG
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

6065 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-30 : 11:26:57

LOL

I was curious about your background as well...this answers a lot of questions.

Great Posts! I'm glad you're contributing.

Be One with the Optimizer
TG

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2005-11-30 : 11:54:57

Thanks Colonel

Time for a Pint...

Stand down men (and ladies)