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jhermiz

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Posted - 2005-12-16 : 14:42:40
According to a business development manager here is written in "EXCEL"

They call it the "EXCEL KALK DB"




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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

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Posted - 2005-12-16 : 14:59:34
>> KALK

Looks like the sound some strange bird would make.

Is that some kind of acronym?







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MichaelP
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Posted - 2005-12-16 : 16:02:40
KALK = calc?

Excel is for wussies
Notepad for your RDBMS is what a REAL man uses!


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jhermiz

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Posted - 2005-12-16 : 16:16:01
MikeP's right on...Germany company KALK = CALC

It was amazing how he was talking about it ... you'd think this thing would actually make us make money...then when I asked whats the backend..hes like all the data's there in EXCEL.

GULP!!

And we are going to use this???? Ya we just need to extract the data into SQL and use it...ya right I ain't doing it!

This project failed 2 years ago when we started it because there was no functional spec, then they went back to using some cheap excel sheet...Then they have the folks in Bremmen Germany whip it up in EXCEL again? That's what I call WWIII



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Michael Valentine Jones
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Posted - 2005-12-16 : 17:30:44
Tell them the world has moved on, and they need to get with the new paradigm: XML KALK

That should buy you another 2 years.




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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

4970 Posts

Posted - 2005-12-16 : 20:11:27
XML is awesome. Check this out... http://thedailywtf.com/forums/53627/ShowPost.aspx



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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2005-12-18 : 17:32:51
So it's true - you can do anything in XML!!


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