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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 07/29/2006 :  13:20:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dead man walking, Jim.

missing ndf/mdf file
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=69758

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2006 :  14:05:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Needs help restoring from nothing, Jim.


MS SQL Restore Help Needed
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70117


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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2006 :  15:02:28  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70788 and http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70802 ?

Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2006 :  15:09:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peso

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70788 and http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=70802 ?

Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden



He's brain dead, Jim.



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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2006 :  15:10:57  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
ROTFL !!!

Good answer


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 08/21/2006 15:11:55
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2006 :  15:15:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think he's a better fit on this thread.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=69568




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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2006 :  12:31:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The master's dead, Jim

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=71653





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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 09/14/2006 :  12:03:29  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
This topic does not even have a try http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72015
The query is dead before he even started.


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
37466 Posts

Posted - 09/14/2006 :  12:48:32  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
That's probably more appropriate for the Twit List thread. This one's for people that have no backups and have done something to their databases or their databases are corrupt. So many candidates for this one! I hope none of them have DBA as their title.

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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22431 Posts

Posted - 09/14/2006 :  12:54:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Our DBA is a Twit" doesn't really have much of a ring of job-security about it, does it?!

Edited by - Kristen on 09/15/2006 03:59:34
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 09/14/2006 :  22:00:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You should only post on the “It's dead, Jim” thread to make fun of people who trashed their database and didn’t have a backup.

You should only post on the “Twit List” thread to make fun of people who are stupid and irritating in an exceptional way.

Please observe this procedure in the future.




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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/15/2006 :  03:59:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry MVJ, I've deleted my post which said:

"Our DBA is a Twit" doesn't really have much of a ring of job-security about it, does it?!

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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/19/2006 :  02:44:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Table's Dead Jim:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72160
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eyechart
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
3575 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2006 :  03:04:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

The Table's Dead Jim:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72160



holy crap.




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ws5926
Yak Posting Veteran

USA
88 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2006 :  11:19:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sound like someone that started out in marketing in college and then changed their major to MIS. It's amazing how many of those people graduate and try to be DBA just because they can create an Access database.

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Throw to Live
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2006 :  09:32:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This is almost as good as "how can I prevent myself from hitting the 'Play' button twice"


http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72273


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DonAtWork
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2165 Posts

Posted - 09/26/2006 :  11:17:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72570

This is going to be a chicken running around with it's head cut off, from the get go.

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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22431 Posts

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  08:21:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The LDF file isn't dead Jim:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72711
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  08:51:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

The LDF file isn't dead Jim:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72711


It'll take a miricle for him to see that data again.


"Damn it Jim, I'm a DBA, not a miracle worker!"




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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22431 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2006 :  14:43:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Its been dead since 2004 Jim !!

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=73018
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