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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess
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Kristen
Test
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 Posted - 12/22/2006 : 11:28:20
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I gave up already .... you lot have too much patience!
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chiragkhabaria
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
India
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Posted - 12/24/2006 : 07:19:40
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Oh I guess there should be a seprate forum called Twit forum otherwise i guess this thread will test the Limits of maximum pages... since TWIT list is never ending
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Kristen
Test
United Kingdom
22403 Posts |
Posted - 12/26/2006 : 13:40:12
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Nah, Madhi is still way in the lead with his efforts to get everyone to stop using SQL in favour of Excel!
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Twit List 383 10,854
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FAQ 27,634
SQL 2000 XML 22,984
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Log shipping 12,079
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
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mcrowley
Aged Yak Warrior
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
7020 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2007 : 17:12:30
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quote:
Originally posted by mcrowley
Not a question from a twit, but the subject certainly is one:
http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1613497
Title just about says it all, eh?
Wow, that guy was a major asshole.
It's one thing to quit, even with no notice, but it's quite another to do things like delete DTS packages and jobs.
I would call the police to make a vandalism complaint.
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29910 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2007 : 07:33:05
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quote:
Originally posted by TG
For Peso's title I was thinking "Cardinal Fang" (or Cardinal Ximenez) for his response to the Spanish Inquisition comment 
I have a machine that goes BING too!
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
7020 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2007 : 11:38:54
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Originally posted by jezemine
hope I don't get in trouble for this one. ;)
http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1613826
www.elsasoft.org
Do you think Accenture will send a hit squad after you?
I wouldn't worry, they'll probably just take their revenge by doing to you what they do the everyone else: Send a consulting team to help you.
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
2884 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2007 : 12:39:33
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no, i was more worried about nominating Brett
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
7020 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2007 : 14:07:49
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Originally posted by jezemine
no, i was more worried about nominating Brett
www.elsasoft.org
Don't worry. He deserves it many times over.
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
7020 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2007 : 10:43:21
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quote:
Originally posted by Peso
What does it take to make him understand?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=77638
Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
I don't know why people say end users are clueless. The most clueless people seem to be in IT.
A: How do I do this?
B: Follow this simple procedure.
A: So I can't do it?
B: Yes, you can. Just follow the procedure I just gave you.
A: That's too bad, because I really wanted to be able to do that.
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29910 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2007 : 10:48:29
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Don't forget last, the unbelievable
"A: Please remove topic, your users are not able to help"...
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
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X002548
Not Just a Number
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X002548
Not Just a Number
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
2884 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2007 : 16:51:03
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Originally posted by X002548
Thank god I can't read
if you can read INTERCAL, you are doing pretty well i think!
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