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Jim77
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

United Kingdom
440 Posts

Posted - 01/24/2007 :  12:56:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Had a brief look and am seriously surprised I have'nt been on this list but if I have please point me to some classic genius questions.
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30281 Posts

Posted - 01/31/2007 :  03:49:17  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oracle_Corrgi is on the move again
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=78349
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=78351

What to do? I am about 5 seconds away to tell him

learn how to pronounce "DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?"...


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden

Edited by - SwePeso on 01/31/2007 03:55:11
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11751 Posts

Posted - 01/31/2007 :  05:26:37  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
why do you even bother answering him?



Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30281 Posts

Posted - 01/31/2007 :  05:31:26  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Some day he will turn around and actually understand T-SQL.
At least I hope...


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11751 Posts

Posted - 01/31/2007 :  05:34:16  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
how should i put this nicely.... hmm...

HE WON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp

Edited by - spirit1 on 01/31/2007 05:34:26
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

Singapore
17681 Posts

Posted - 01/31/2007 :  07:33:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

why do you even bother answering him?

Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp



The Saint does not has the heart to do this.

or rather, How can he resists a posts count booster


KH

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 02/06/2007 :  13:42:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh, you gotta read this one

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=78686



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam



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harsh_athalye
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

India
5581 Posts

Posted - 02/14/2007 :  04:18:31  Show Profile  Visit harsh_athalye's Homepage  Click to see harsh_athalye's MSN Messenger address  Send harsh_athalye a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Here is another Super-Twit who don't listen to what is being asked/suggested...just testing patience level of khtan:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=79114

Harsh Athalye
India.
"The IMPOSSIBLE is often UNTRIED"
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

Singapore
17681 Posts

Posted - 02/14/2007 :  04:49:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Almost reaching my threshold value. Gotta get a cold now.


KH

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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22431 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  06:15:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm tempted to start a "not a twit" thread:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=79030

Not sure if there would be enough material though ...
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
37287 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2007 :  14:19:31  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think he's been nominated a few times in this thread:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=80532

"Urgent DB Issue"

Yeah right! How is it a database issue anyway? It's a problem with the query that you wrote!

Tara Kizer
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jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

USA
7423 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2007 :  14:36:24  Show Profile  Visit jsmith8858's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh yeah, OBINNA_EKE is a true hall of famer. i always wonder how much people like this are getting paid. Probably more than all of us ....

It think that the phrase "Obinna_Eke" means "Very Urgent Help Requested! No Details will be provided!" in some foreign language ....

- Jeff
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/JeffS
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
37287 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2007 :  14:45:48  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jsmith8858


It think that the phrase "Obinna_Eke" means "Very Urgent Help Requested! No Details will be provided!" in some foreign language ....





Tara Kizer

Edited by - tkizer on 03/13/2007 14:46:50
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2007 :  16:54:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tkizer

I think he's been nominated a few times in this thread:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=80532

"Urgent DB Issue"

Yeah right! How is it a database issue anyway? It's a problem with the query that you wrote!

Tara Kizer


He was the subject of Kristen's original post to start this thread.

He's a hall of fame (or shame) member.





CODO ERGO SUM
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22431 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2007 :  05:10:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"He was the subject of Kristen's original post to start this thread"

Good grief!

I suppose I now need to find my post about "Programming Style doesn't matter so long as it is consistent" ... and rewrite it!

Kristen
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2007 :  12:52:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, I mean can you imagine someone with the following "hobbies"?

Saxophone, Astronomy, Driving, Gardening, Home improvement, SQLTeam!



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam



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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22431 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2007 :  16:01:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why would I need to "imagine" such a person?!
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snSQL
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
1837 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2007 :  13:32:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Classic case of someone complaining that the query we gave is wrong [because it doesn't do stuff that wasn't in the original question!]
http://sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=80645
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 03/21/2007 :  09:13:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The huns are at the gates....the posts today are nothing short of amazing



Brett

8-)

Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam



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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30281 Posts

Posted - 03/21/2007 :  09:19:59  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
New high-school/university semester starting this week?


Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden
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