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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

Singapore
17584 Posts

Posted - 04/16/2007 :  00:23:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
with a user name like that, should have suggested the while loop method
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=81950
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=82131


KH

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 04/16/2007 :  00:38:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by khtan

with a user name like that, should have suggested the while loop method
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=81950
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=82131


KH



I hate the topics that amount to: "I have a bad idea that is not working. Please help me fix it, but don't try to tell me a better method."




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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 04/16/2007 :  10:39:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
RFH

http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=1617231



Brett

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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2161 Posts

Posted - 04/19/2007 :  12:05:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Asshat 1st class: http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=82343

Me or him you say? possibly both.

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jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

USA
7423 Posts

Posted - 04/19/2007 :  15:57:15  Show Profile  Visit jsmith8858's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Is this really happening ???

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=82370

- Jeff
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/JeffS
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2885 Posts

Posted - 04/19/2007 :  16:09:18  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jsmith8858

Is this really happening ???

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=82370

- Jeff
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/JeffS




uh, wow. speechless. might want to refer them to their nearest grade school.


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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2007 :  03:00:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"nearest grade school"

You can get GRADES for that sort of stuff? Blimey!

Kristen
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2885 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2007 :  22:55:06  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"Please help me make my app run slower."

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=82428


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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11750 Posts

Posted - 05/03/2007 :  18:55:42  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
this is just precious:
http://forums.oracle.com/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=499980&start=0&tstart=0

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Causing trouble since 1980
blog: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp
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dinakar
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2507 Posts

Posted - 05/03/2007 :  19:30:12  Show Profile  Visit dinakar's Homepage  Reply with Quote
whoa...i just spent 20 mins 'fast-reading' the posts.. what an idiot...

Dinakar Nethi
SQL Server MVP
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Life is short. Enjoy it.
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11750 Posts

Posted - 05/03/2007 :  19:34:10  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
i just love his:
I don't want to read the docs
I can't let my supervisor see lots of emails... man...

where do they make them???

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dinakar
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2507 Posts

Posted - 05/03/2007 :  19:40:55  Show Profile  Visit dinakar's Homepage  Reply with Quote
i just think the dude just wanted to have fun and made a stupid post like that..i dont think any sane person would post something like that..

Dinakar Nethi
SQL Server MVP
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 05/03/2007 :  22:35:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

this is just precious:
http://forums.oracle.com/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=499980&start=0&tstart=0

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Causing trouble since 1980
blog: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp



That's a really good troll. It works because it plays on all the pet peeves of people that answer questions on forums like this.

IM speak.
Posts in all caps.
Demands urgent help with email notification.
Hard to read code.
No error message or problem description.
Doesn't want to read user documentation.
Tells people not to waste his time.
Tells people to answer him respectfully.
Claims Access is better than Oracle on an Oracle forum.
When someone actually posts a solution, he tells them it isn’t formatted properly.
He demands an explanation of why it works.
Tells them an ORDER BY is not necessary if you have a GROUP BY.
Tells them he fixed it, no thanks to them.


Really outstanding work, 5 stars!!!






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jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

USA
7423 Posts

Posted - 05/03/2007 :  22:40:24  Show Profile  Visit jsmith8858's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I have to agree -- that guy cannot be for real. He literally a comical parody ... I mean, you never know, I think we all are surprised by the people we encounter and the absolutely moronic posts/comments we read every day on the internet, but that was just too much.... you never know, though, I suppose ...

- Jeff
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/JeffS
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2007 :  02:02:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thanks Guys, I'm glad you liked it.
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2885 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2007 :  02:34:47  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think he was probably just celebrating INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY early.




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drewsalem
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

304 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2007 :  05:14:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just stumbled across this thread. Meeeeow... You're worse then a sewing circle.

As for this:

http://forums.oracle.com/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=499980&start=0&tstart=0


Of course he's having a laugh That's just hilarious. He's someone with the same twisted type of humour I have. Probably entertaining himself on an idle afternoon. I cannot believe so many people fell for that. That's 5 pages of people shouting back at him. They should go in the Twist List not him!

Is there a "shaking my head" smilie?

EDIT: No, that's 17 pages of people shouting back at him!

Drew

"It's Saturday night; I've got no date, a two litre bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mix tape... LET'S ROCK."

Edited by - drewsalem on 05/04/2007 05:45:33
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2007 :  13:32:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm thinking of joining forums.oracle.com just so I can post on that thread. I don't want to be the only guy on the internet who didn't.

Maybe we could invite user571114 to join SQL Team.




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dinakar
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2507 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2007 :  13:43:21  Show Profile  Visit dinakar's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I had that wicked thought too...

Dinakar Nethi
SQL Server MVP
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Life is short. Enjoy it.
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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
22403 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2007 :  13:49:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've absoBloodyLutely seen it all now!!!!

"The code you posted probably works just fine but I hate using INNER joins so give me another method"

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=83479

Kristen
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