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dinakar
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

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Posted - 09/28/2007 :  13:32:36  Show Profile  Visit dinakar's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think this dude is over-qualified to belong to this thread : http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=90194
Almost all of his posts are like that. one line questions - difference between A and B.

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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

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Posted - 09/28/2007 :  13:44:06  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Homework questions

Tara Kizer
Microsoft MVP for Windows Server System - SQL Server
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Zoroaster
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
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Posted - 09/28/2007 :  13:44:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Most everything he is asking is available information in ANY book or the BOL. I don't understand why people don't just read first and post second!


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dinakar
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

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Posted - 09/28/2007 :  13:46:09  Show Profile  Visit dinakar's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zoroaster

Most everything he is asking is available information in ANY book or the BOL. I don't understand why people don't just read first and post second!


Future guru in the making.


If everyone did that, the world would be so much nicer....

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X002548
Not Just a Number

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Posted - 09/28/2007 :  13:59:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
and no need for sqlteam except for the corral



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spirit1
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Posted - 09/28/2007 :  14:03:47  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
that wouldn't be so bad would it, brett??

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X002548
Not Just a Number

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Posted - 09/28/2007 :  14:35:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

that wouldn't be so bad would it, brett??



Pffft...I'd have to find a new addition...I'd have to take up drin....

Umm never mind



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Kristen
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Posted - 10/01/2007 :  12:11:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If you don't get the answer you like ask the question again

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dinakar
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Posted - 10/01/2007 :  12:24:39  Show Profile  Visit dinakar's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

If you don't get the answer you like ask the question again

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=90266


Same dude.. same tactic:

post an answer to his question and its immediately followed with another post.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=90280

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=90282


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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
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Posted - 10/01/2007 :  15:15:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zoroaster
...I don't understand why people don't just read first and post second!...

Maybe they're just too lazy to look it up themselves and would rather have you do it. That would explain about half the questions on this site.







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Kristen
Test

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Posted - 10/01/2007 :  15:23:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm sure you've made that point before MVJ, can't you post a reference to your earlier post instead of just repeating them?
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2007 :  15:30:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

I'm sure you've made that point before MVJ, can't you post a reference to your earlier post instead of just repeating them?

I'm too lazy to look up my earlier posts.




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Kristen
Test

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Posted - 10/01/2007 :  15:38:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quad erat demonstrandum
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Zoroaster
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
702 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2007 :  15:56:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

quad erat demonstrandum


My fav. latin phrase:
Audere est facere



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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
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Posted - 10/01/2007 :  17:15:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Indeed.

Non illegitimi carborundum.
Nil bastardo carborundum.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
etc.
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Kristen
Test

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Posted - 10/01/2007 :  17:18:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Same dude.

I can't make up my mind whether to hack CreditCardData first, or maybe GoldMine_Sales_and_Marketing would "yield" more

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=90280&whichpage=2

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Kristen
Test

United Kingdom
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Posted - 10/01/2007 :  18:21:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Useless trivia:

Twit List - Replies = 716
Simple Quiz - Replies = 714

Export to Excel - Read = 104,895
Article: Dynamic Cross-Tabs/Pivot Tables - Read = 104,869 - Blimey, Neck&Neck

Slow posting - Read = 5,010 - That's been READ over 5,000 times? Blimey!
Recover Dump Files of SQL Server 6.5 - Read = 838

Kristen
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2007 :  19:13:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Useless trivia:

Twit List - Replies = 716
Simple Quiz - Replies = 714

Export to Excel - Read = 104,895
Article: Dynamic Cross-Tabs/Pivot Tables - Read = 104,869 - Blimey, Neck&Neck

Slow posting - Read = 5,010 - That's been READ over 5,000 times? Blimey!
Recover Dump Files of SQL Server 6.5 - Read = 838

Kristen


Time in Analog - read 8066 times! Why?



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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
38200 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2007 :  19:14:16  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Useless trivia:

Twit List - Replies = 716
Simple Quiz - Replies = 714

Export to Excel - Read = 104,895
Article: Dynamic Cross-Tabs/Pivot Tables - Read = 104,869 - Blimey, Neck&Neck

Slow posting - Read = 5,010 - That's been READ over 5,000 times? Blimey!
Recover Dump Files of SQL Server 6.5 - Read = 838

Kristen


Time in Analog - read 8066 times! Why?



CODO ERGO SUM


I suspect that's because I posted it in my blog since I thought it was funny.

Tara Kizer
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Zoroaster
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
702 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2007 :  19:28:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:


I suspect that's because I posted it in my blog since I thought it was funny.

Tara Kizer
Microsoft MVP for Windows Server System - SQL Server
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/tarad/


That is exactly where I saw it so you are probably right.


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