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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
Slovenia
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 Posted - 08/26/2006 : 05:33:04
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85 out of 100 seems preety good to me...
of course if it is 85 out of 100 and not 85 out of 160 
Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow 
blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp |
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mmarovic
Aged Yak Warrior
Czech Republic
518 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2006 : 08:37:39
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Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones
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Originally posted by Merkin
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Originally posted by Kristen
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68642 Blimey! Yet another ...
"this DateDiff is quite decieving if you don't check it properly"
WTF!!!!
Moron
Damian
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson
I can't believe that I actually told him that 31 minus 1 really is 30. 
That guy is a perfect fit for the Twit List. Just the right combination of cluelessness, inflated opinion of himself, and sense of indignant self-entitlement.
The real problem with the Twit List will be keeping it to a reasonable size. We are operating in a target-rich environment.
Edit: Now that I realize how really large this guy it, let me just point out that this was all Kristen's idea.
http://www.nba.com/playerfile/obinna_ekezie/bio.html
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Completed his mechanical engineering degree and business degree at Maryland
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
6997 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2006 : 22:24:07
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Originally posted by spirit1
...85 out of 100 seems preety good to me...
Unless he was just lying.
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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
2365 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2006 : 22:39:39
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
6997 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2006 : 23:33:11
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If he was willing to cheat on a test, I'll bet he'd be willing to lie about his grade.
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
6997 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2006 : 23:39:34
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Originally posted by mmarovic
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Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones
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Originally posted by Merkin
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Originally posted by Kristen
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68642 Blimey! Yet another ...
"this DateDiff is quite decieving if you don't check it properly"
WTF!!!!
Moron
Damian
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson
I can't believe that I actually told him that 31 minus 1 really is 30.
That guy is a perfect fit for the Twit List. Just the right combination of cluelessness, inflated opinion of himself, and sense of indignant self-entitlement.
The real problem with the Twit List will be keeping it to a reasonable size. We are operating in a target-rich environment.
Edit: Now that I realize how really large this guy it, let me just point out that this was all Kristen's idea.
http://www.nba.com/playerfile/obinna_ekezie/bio.html
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Completed his mechanical engineering degree and business degree at Maryland
Is it that guy?
Seems unlikely.
The minimum salary in the NBA is about 1 million US $ per year, so he would be better off spending time on his free throws and jump shot than working on his SQL skills.
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mmarovic
Aged Yak Warrior
Czech Republic
518 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2006 : 12:45:58
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Well, he was undrafted so he could have made just 0.3 million per year. Anyway, it's still better to work on jump shot and make nba minimum.
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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
2365 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2006 : 12:49:28
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mmarovic
Aged Yak Warrior
Czech Republic
518 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2006 : 13:13:56
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29138 Posts |
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jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join
USA
7423 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2006 : 16:21:28
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>>He's back on this topic http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=71157, with some of the same old problems.
From that thread:
>>i googled it and it says i have to list the columns explicitly, but there are 57 columns.
We will see lots of this guy in the coming months ... in addition to 57 columns in his tables, don't forget that he has 1 table per entity as opposed to 1 table with 1 row per entity and every single SQL statement that he will ever run will require dynamic sql ....
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
6997 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2006 : 17:40:53
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Originally posted by jsmith8858
>>He's back on this topic http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=71157, with some of the same old problems.
From that thread:
>>i googled it and it says i have to list the columns explicitly, but there are 57 columns.
We will see lots of this guy in the coming months ... in addition to 57 columns in his tables, don't forget that he has 1 table per entity as opposed to 1 table with 1 row per entity and every since SQL statement that he will ever run will require dynamic sql ....
- Jeff
>>>"my SP worked on friday, then today i ran it, but it's not working"
Now there's an excuse I'm sick of hearing from developers at work:
"It worked the last time I ran it, so there can't be anything wrong with my code. There must be something wrong with the server."
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
6997 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2006 : 23:07:39
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Originally posted by blindman
NBA, DBA. Practically the same thing anyway.
True. The average DBA can shoot free throws better than Shaquille O'Neal: 47% for the season, 37% in the playoffs, and 29% in the finals.
http://www.nba.com/playerfile/shaquille_oneal
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nr
SQLTeam MVY
United Kingdom
12543 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2006 : 23:26:01
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Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones
>>>"my SP worked on friday, then today i ran it, but it's not working"
Now there's an excuse I'm sick of hearing from developers at work:
"It worked the last time I ran it, so there can't be anything wrong with my code. There must be something wrong with the server."
My mind went through a number of suitable responses to that comment but I eventually decided to ignore it.
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Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.
DTS can be used in a similar way.
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
2111 Posts |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
Australia
4970 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2006 : 20:54:50
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The only thing wrong with the server is that it lets him log on.
Damian
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson |
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29138 Posts |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
India
22461 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2006 : 12:38:17
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Failing to plan is Planning to fail |
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess
USA
35007 Posts |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
6997 Posts |
Posted - 08/31/2006 : 18:38:23
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Originally posted by tkizer
Let's make him the official twit of 2006.
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=71387
Tara Kizer
He's very handy for keeping your post count up.
No matter how many times you explain something, he will not understand, and ask for more help.
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