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tosscrosby
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
676 Posts

Posted - 03/05/2009 :  11:21:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pootle_flump

I think I'm the only one left over there that will deal with him, and that's only because I keep forgetting just how painful an experience it is.



That's the great thing about pain - it feels SOOOO good when you finally stop! Now the forgetting part, is that due to a lack of or too much (is there such a thing?) gymnastics, Sir Flump??

Terry

-- Procrastinate now!
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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 03/06/2009 :  04:23:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

link us.

http://www.dbforums.com/microsoft-sql-server/1639151-dynamic-cursor.html
quote:
Originally posted by tosscrosby

That's the great thing about pain - it feels SOOOO good when you finally stop! Now the forgetting part, is that due to a lack of or too much (is there such a thing?) gymnastics, Sir Flump??
I don't think SQLTeam is ready for my ruminations on modern free form gymnastics. Thinking about it, I'm not sure about DBF is either.
But you have made an interesting observation and a pertinent association - perhaps the programming world can learn the lessons of expressive gymnastics after all.
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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 03/06/2009 :  04:25:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Note that poor rudba was hoping for an "export in SQL (sic)" and could not hide his disappointment when he got landed with me.
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tosscrosby
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
676 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2009 :  12:40:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Holy mackarel, he's back......Not sure what he's asking but I'm sure I don't want to know.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=121872


Terry

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DonAtWork
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2161 Posts

Posted - 04/16/2009 :  07:11:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok, this one went from "You're in trouble" to Twit in very few posts.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=123776

Peso is an entry level DBA?
So is blindman?

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jimf
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USA
2869 Posts

Posted - 04/16/2009 :  10:18:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thanks for that thread, I really needed it!

It's like sqlusa and Funketun got together and gave birth to a whole new species of twit (Homo Novus Twitus?)

Jim
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cat_jesus
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547 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2009 :  10:11:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jimf

Thanks for that thread, I really needed it!

It's like sqlusa and Funketun got together and gave birth to a whole new species of twit (Homo Novus Twitus?)

Jim



I don't know if I would lump him in with those two. This twit seems to actually have some intelligence. He's just immature and rude.





An infinite universe is the ultimate cartesian product.
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

USA
37157 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2009 :  13:22:49  Show Profile  Visit tkizer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I don't think whitefang is a twit at all.

Tara Kizer
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"Let's begin with the premise that everything you've done up until this point is wrong."
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30277 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2009 :  13:34:28  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I believe he's Russian.
The only people I have come across sticking so hard to their thought ideas are Russians.
And that's not only on this site.

I don't say that's a bad either. But insulting people having more experience without trying to listen and maybe learn something, is just plain stupid.

In WhiteFangs case, I can't see he have proved any of his cases.
In the above mentioned topic he's good at including new statements, but when confronted he won't stand by them and prove them.

Update: It seems WhiteFang dismissed everything that he have no knowledge of. Only thing that he know of and uses is approved.


E 12°55'05.63"
N 56°04'39.26"

Edited by - SwePeso on 04/20/2009 14:00:51
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15678 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2009 :  15:45:38  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm tempted to give him a custom title, trying to think of one without being childish.

Any suggestions?
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cat_jesus
Aged Yak Warrior

547 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2009 :  16:11:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yakadoodle
Yaksalot
Aphtae epizooticae
Yak Mastitis





An infinite universe is the ultimate cartesian product.
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TG
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
6062 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2009 :  16:55:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk

I'm tempted to give him a custom title, trying to think of one without being childish.

Any suggestions?


outdated as Hungarian notation
Nikolay Valuev of Programming

Be One with the Optimizer
TG
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robvolk
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15678 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2009 :  17:44:01  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Wonder if he created this exam question:

http://imgur.com/CQoF.png
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30277 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  00:35:10  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Cardinal Fang?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tym0MObFpTI


E 12°55'05.63"
N 56°04'39.26"

Edited by - SwePeso on 04/21/2009 00:59:09
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Transact Charlie
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
3451 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  04:15:01  Show Profile  Visit Transact Charlie's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The Fangboner?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DangerMouse



Charlie
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Msg 3903, Level 16, State 1, Line 1736
The ROLLBACK TRANSACTION request has no corresponding BEGIN TRANSACTION
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robvolk
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USA
15678 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  07:14:53  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=123127

Hey Peter, how'd you manage to grab his posts?
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madhivanan
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India
22765 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  07:38:45  Show Profile  Send madhivanan a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=123127

Hey Peter, how'd you manage to grab his posts?


Google http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=123127 and click catched

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail
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jimf
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2869 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  07:55:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:

I'm tempted to give him a custom title, trying to think of one without being childish.

Any suggestions?



Yakoff Smirnoff (just Yakoff would be childish)
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tosscrosby
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
676 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  08:09:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk
Hey Peter, how'd you manage to grab his posts?



Grab his WHAT??? Just sounds wrong....

Terry

-- Procrastinate now!
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30277 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  08:47:25  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk

I'm tempted to give him a custom title, trying to think of one without being childish.

Any suggestions?


What about "Enterprise Rambler"?
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=124203




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