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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  14:00:24  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Bummer, LazyDBA seems to be taken
http://www.lazydba.com/



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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15688 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2009 :  14:49:55  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Too bad Derrick took "Mean Old DBA". But then again, no one deserves it as much as he does.
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Lumbago
Norsk Yak Master

Norway
3271 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2009 :  02:37:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk

Struggle no longer. Tell me if you like it or if you prefer something else.

I guess "Supertwit" is off limits?? I believe I was the one that "accidentally" called Tara a supertwit

But Norsk Yak Master is great. I'm in the club now! Ya(k)hoooo!!

- Lumbago

Edited by - Lumbago on 04/22/2009 02:48:45
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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2009 :  16:35:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What's the obsession with locking WF's threads? The guy is AWESOME.
I think you guys are are just showing your inexperience at managing enterprise level forums. If you had 6 years experience leading a gazillion Access projects you would understand. Shame on you all (except Spirit1, who redefines the term "conciliatory").
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2009 :  19:23:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by robvolk

quote:
can you give blindman the custom title "Entry Level DBA"?
Has to earn it first.

Can't think of a good title for you Rick, any suggestions?


How about "Does Yak all"? Can't do too much, 8 years and still only 2.5k posts. I'm too slow at typing..

Edited by - RickD on 04/23/2009 19:24:01
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15688 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2009 :  19:57:18  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Take a look Rick, tell me if you like it, and if not, what would you prefer?
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2009 :  20:08:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Great,thank you, made me laugh anyway.
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cat_jesus
Aged Yak Warrior

547 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2009 :  09:06:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pootle_flump

What's the obsession with locking WF's threads? The guy is AWESOME.
I think you guys are are just showing your inexperience at managing enterprise level forums. If you had 6 years experience leading a gazillion Access projects you would understand. Shame on you all (except Spirit1, who redefines the term "conciliatory").



With brains like that, why bother with manners?

This isn't 1980's caveman pascal written in hungarian notation you bunch of n00bs.





An infinite universe is the ultimate cartesian product.
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2009 :  14:34:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It looks like only truly outstanding twits get a custom title with a low number of posts.

I believe I got one with about 175 posts.




CODO ERGO SUM
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2165 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2009 :  10:04:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=125148

simply wow. Validation of his custom title.

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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

USA
15688 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2009 :  10:26:59  Show Profile  Visit robvolk's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yeah, he was cooling off lately.

Too bad he can't keep his opinion out of his posts, when he sticks to facts he usually does pretty well. I think he just doesn't get SQL and treats it like some annoying bureaucrat that won't let him play on the swings.
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

2165 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2009 :  10:34:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Weird. That is EXACTLY how I treat SQL, but I don't suck at it. Much.

At least I am not an Entry Level DBA™ like Peso.



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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2365 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2009 :  11:12:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nice "hack", Peso. But a better "Enterprise" solution would be to write something more complex and difficult to test and debug.

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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2009 :  12:04:35  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
As a Entry Level DBA™, I hope to jump a notch or two soon.


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Xerxes
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
665 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2009 :  13:37:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't mean to break up cocktails and all, but do any of you parsing geniuses monitor the MS Access forum?

Semper fi,
XERXES, USMC(Ret.)
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The Marine Corps taught me everything but SQL & VB obviously!
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2009 :  14:02:27  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
No problem. I see you have WhiteFang on your case.
He will tell you what to do.



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Xerxes
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
665 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2009 :  14:09:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's the problem: "telling me what to do" doesn't resolve it.

Explanation would be better.

Semper fi,
XERXES, USMC(Ret.)
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The Marine Corps taught me everything but SQL & VB obviously!
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2009 :  14:14:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Xerxes

I don't mean to break up cocktails and all, but do any of you parsing geniuses monitor the MS Access forum?

Semper fi,
XERXES, USMC(Ret.)
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The Marine Corps taught me everything but SQL & VB obviously!


You obviously don’t understand how to build n-tier enterprise Access solutions with full intelli-sense, reflection, re-factoring, documentation and more.





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Xerxes
Aged Yak Warrior

USA
665 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2009 :  14:28:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones

quote:
Originally posted by Xerxes

I don't mean to break up cocktails and all, but do any of you parsing geniuses monitor the MS Access forum?

Semper fi,
XERXES, USMC(Ret.)
------------------------------------------------------
The Marine Corps taught me everything but SQL & VB obviously!


You obviously don’t understand how to build n-tier enterprise Access solutions with full intelli-sense, reflection, re-factoring, documentation and more.





CODO ERGO SUM




YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T!

And I don't believe in astrology, either!

Semper fi,
XERXES, USMC(Ret.)
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The Marine Corps taught me everything but SQL & VB obviously!
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30282 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2009 :  14:56:08  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
On the other hand, WhiteFang blames Apple for him missing giving a presentation because the projector and his Apple laptop did not have compatible connectors...
http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=675980&page=125

Here he writes Exchange is THE superior mail server
http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=675980&page=123

And two pages later he writes his credentials are rumors from "several it-directors"
http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=675980&page=125

And it keep going on to page 127
http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=675980&page=127

Rereading that topic (which ultimately made the moderators lock his account) have lead me to the conclusion that WF want to gather information and learn as much as possible. Not by asking, but to troll and having an attitude. Took me a while to understand that.


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Edited by - SwePeso on 05/07/2009 14:56:43
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