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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
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 Posted - 09/07/2006 : 09:45:32
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Originally posted by blindman
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Originally posted by eyechartI'm curious about this guy actually. It seems like he is in a panic state at all times and therefore cannot think clearly.
You're close. He cannot think clearly and therefore is in a panic state at all times.
I think he's lazy.
On that last thread, he didn't want to even read the link, he just wanted someone to do the work for him.
CODO ERGO SUM |
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29138 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2006 : 10:31:30
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I wonder where he comes from? Trace IP to which country?
Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
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Kristen
Test
United Kingdom
22191 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2006 : 04:08:41
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Perhaps we should have a promotion .. from Twit List to .. ?????
It would be nice if Snitz had a "friends", or whatever you want to call it, facility, so that threads had Grade icons according to how many replies from your "friends list" ... would be easy to see which threads are worth reading esteemed friends comments - particularly if there was a Scoring you could use on a Reply - or even a Read - "Useful general info", "Weird case, worth knowing", "You MUST read this", "You JUST WON'T BELIEVE this", "Twit", "?????" ...
Damn, just woke up and I'll tell you what: I had the weirdest dream ... :)
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Kristen
Test
United Kingdom
22191 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2006 : 04:33:51
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Originally posted by X002548
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Originally posted by gongxia649
i'm talking about the play button from Query Analyzer.
Does it take quarters?
And how many plays do you get...
In the good old days we used to get 3 plays for a quarter...
Oh, wait, that was pinball
Brett
8-)
Priceless mate!
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess
USA
35007 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2006 : 15:55:12
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Taken from this thread:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=71598
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Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones
I'm sure gongxia649 has gained an enormous about of insight into error handling from this thread.
Doubtful.
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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
2365 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2006 : 16:37:02
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I'm sure he'll post the same damn question a week from now.
"I have HAD it with these muthu-f$#%in' cursors in my muthu-f$#%in' database!" |
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak
USA
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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
United Kingdom
1064 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2006 : 18:49:15
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Originally posted by tkizer
Taken from this thread:
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=71598
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Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones
I'm sure gongxia649 has gained an enormous about of insight into error handling from this thread.
Doubtful.
Tara Kizer
I have that thread bookmarked under:
Comedy
SQL Server -> Error Handling
SQL Server -> Sproc Templates
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Kristen
Test
United Kingdom
22191 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2006 : 01:19:11
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Great fire drill - provided it works! "I deleted my database and now I'd like to try restoring it ..."
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elwoos
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
United Kingdom
2039 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2006 : 03:14:45
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Hey at least it was backed up! Wonderif he'd tested his backups first?
steve
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Kristen
Test
United Kingdom
22191 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2006 : 04:20:48
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Come on elwoos, get with the program:
Disaster Recovery Plan Test
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1) Delete database
2) Restore from backup
To save you time the following templates have been prepared in case any thing goes wrong and you need to request help on SQL Team:
"I am trying to restore my database, but I don't have a backup. I already deleted the old database"
"I am trying to restore my database but it says something about the BAK being corrupt. I am willing to pay it a bribe"
"I just restored my database, but it now says that my MASTER database has no SYSDATABASES table ??"
"I just restored my database, but it isn't there. My mate says all the tables in his database have disappeared, and he doesn't have a backup. How do I report bugs like this to Microsoft?"
"I tried to restore my database but it said there wasn't enough space. So I deleted all the BAK files that Word had left all over the disk, and now the Restore doesn't seem to want to work at all"
"I'm a halfwit, please add me to the forum where you poke fun at people like me"
to be continued ...
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2006 : 09:12:01
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Originally posted by Kristen
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Originally posted by X002548
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Originally posted by gongxia649
i'm talking about the play button from Query Analyzer.
Does it take quarters?
And how many plays do you get...
In the good old days we used to get 3 plays for a quarter...
Oh, wait, that was pinball
Brett
8-)
Priceless mate!
Kristen
Why Thank you...doubt many people know what pinball is though...never mind that you used to be able to get three plays for a quarter
damn, I'm getting old...
I need a tonic
OK, maybe a G'n'T
Brett
8-)
Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this link
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx
Add yourself!
http://www.frappr.com/sqlteam
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eyechart
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
3575 Posts |
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DonAtWork
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
2111 Posts |
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chiragkhabaria
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
India
1907 Posts |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
Slovenia
11741 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2006 : 10:36:24
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oh that's just priceless 
Chirag, your cookie probably expired. login again and it should work.
happend to me too.
Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow 
blog thingie: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
USA
6997 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2006 : 10:58:14
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I got the same error.
CODO ERGO SUM |
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eyechart
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge
USA
3575 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2006 : 11:16:07
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Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones
I got the same error.
CODO ERGO SUM
weird. anyway, I was just linking to gong's profile here. check it out..
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks
Sweden
29138 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2006 : 12:15:46
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Worked for me, and yes, the picture was not there before.
But I had to put www between :// and sqlteam.
Peter Larsson
Helsingborg, Sweden |
Edited by - SwePeso on 09/19/2006 06:57:50 |
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