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rockmoose
SQL Natt Alfen

Sweden
3279 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2007 :  15:08:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"zero-mode operators of FP (anti)ghosts" - big chuckle -

Maybe this is why theoretical physics is appealing, dealing with pseudo-cuntz instead of real-cuntz.


Everything beyond the 0th dimension is an illusion,
good luck on explaining the nth, n>0!

rockmoose
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 11/20/2007 :  15:25:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think this qualifies for Not Even Stupid:

3 fks extrct frm 1 tbl into one row on diff tbl
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=93021




CODO ERGO SUM
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pootle_flump
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
1064 Posts

Posted - 11/22/2007 :  11:04:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Where does that leave the lecturer then or did she struggle understanding what the question meant in the first place?
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jaybee
Yak Posting Veteran

72 Posts

Posted - 11/22/2007 :  19:41:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jezemine

yea, let's get back to pseudo-cuntz. although I have to say I prefer the real thing...


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Oh yeah...bring it back down to Earthy.
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elwoos
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

United Kingdom
2050 Posts

Posted - 11/23/2007 :  08:01:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Everything beyond the 0th dimension is an illusion,
good luck on explaining the nth, n>0!


Rockmoose I am suprised at you that is easy

0! = 1 (if I remember rightly)
so n > 1
Therefore it's an illusion
And this also probably explains the Pseudo in the algebra

steve

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Edited by - elwoos on 11/23/2007 08:02:35
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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 11/28/2007 :  07:26:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have another candidate:

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=93253
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  12:24:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What did Kristey Ally's charachter on cheers used to say?

"I'm too stupid to live"



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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

USA
7020 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2008 :  10:41:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Another deserving post. TB, GB, or MB? Whatever

Newby to DBA - Need advise on learning position
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=95024



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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2008 :  11:03:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So they don't even make the twit list?


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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30281 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2008 :  11:36:31  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=98889


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RickD
Slow But Sure Yak Herding Master

United Kingdom
3608 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2008 :  11:44:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peso

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My head hurts now. Can you please translate?
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2008 :  11:51:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Talk about Stupid

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/03/12/spitzer/?iref=mpstoryview



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blindman
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2365 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2008 :  13:41:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wanna know how come Spitzer has to resign, but the escort gets to keep her job?
This seems so unfair. After all, she was caught consorting with a known politician for money.

e4 d5 xd5 Nf6
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jezemine
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2886 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2008 :  14:43:15  Show Profile  Visit jezemine's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by blindman

I wanna know how come Spitzer has to resign, but the escort gets to keep her job?
This seems so unfair. After all, she was caught consorting with a known politician for money.

e4 d5 xd5 Nf6



but that's her job. can't blame her for that.


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jimf
Flowing Fount of Yak Knowledge

USA
2869 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2008 :  15:08:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He's just a Governor, I'm sure she has some real powerful friends

Jim
http://wonkette.com/366953/eliot-spitzers-blurry+faced-4300-prostitute
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Haywood
Posting Yak Master

USA
221 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2008 :  15:41:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jimf

He's just a Governor, I'm sure she has some real powerful friends

Jim
http://wonkette.com/366953/eliot-spitzers-blurry+faced-4300-prostitute




Too funny! (And probably too true).
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11751 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2008 :  15:54:15  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
maybe not:
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/03/12/a-call-girls-view-of-the-spitzer-affair/

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 03/19/2008 :  10:08:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And how smart is the new gov, cutting the media frenzy off at the pass

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i-jZDFiRmQdAUEK-OTzPSVIrBxOQD8VG4SG00

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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

Slovenia
11751 Posts

Posted - 03/19/2008 :  11:47:56  Show Profile  Visit spirit1's Homepage  Reply with Quote
this made it to reddit
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=97691
http://reddit.com/r/programming/info/6cjgr/comments/

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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

Sweden
30281 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2008 :  04:13:47  Show Profile  Visit SwePeso's Homepage  Reply with Quote
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=101633



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