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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-13 : 16:02:46
so true!

EDIT:
unfortunatly the link doesn't work anymore, so i've removed it.
if i find it again i'll re-post it

EDIT 2:
found it on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm96X5nyB9M


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nandan
Starting Member

10 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-13 : 16:35:51
Hi There
I tried using Statistics IO ON
but i want to know when u execute the query it will display u
cpu time elasped time and duration time
which are the options that need to be considered
and if u use execution plan
what are the options that need to be considered
like estimated rows,actual rows, index seek, index scan and joins
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

4110 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-13 : 16:46:06
this is a job for the hell desk! [hell desk transforms to super hell desk]

quote:
Originally posted by nandan

Hi There
I tried using Statistics IO ON
but i want to know when u execute the query it will display u
cpu time elasped time and duration time
which are the options that need to be considered
and if u use execution plan
what are the options that need to be considered
like estimated rows,actual rows, index seek, index scan and joins




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keeping it simple...
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Zoroaster
Aged Yak Warrior

702 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-13 : 16:48:50
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

so true!

http://grab.orsm.net/php/../update20070913/hell_desk_support.wmv

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What the heck man, I clicked your link and it popped up a porn site.



Future guru in the making.
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-14 : 04:31:09
huh?
it downloaded the video for me just fine...

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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator

22864 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-14 : 04:47:17
quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

huh?
it downloaded the video for me just fine...

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No it is not


Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-14 : 04:53:17
heh... yeah..
i viewed it yesterday...
today the link doesn't seem to work...
and yes it looks like it's hosted on a porn site... oh well... i might as well remove it... bummer... it was funny.

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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator

22864 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-14 : 05:06:25
Thanks. Nice one

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-14 : 05:22:01
quote:
Originally posted by Zoroaster

quote:
Originally posted by spirit1

so true!

http://grab.orsm.net/php/../update20070913/hell_desk_support.wmv

_______________________________________________
Causing trouble since 1980
blog: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/mladenp


What the heck man, I clicked your link and it popped up a porn site.



Future guru in the making.



must be copy and paste the wrong link


KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-14 : 05:22:39
quote:
Originally posted by madhivanan

Thanks. Nice one

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail



Which one are you referring to ?


KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator

22864 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-14 : 05:29:03
quote:
Originally posted by khtan

quote:
Originally posted by madhivanan

Thanks. Nice one

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail



Which one are you referring to ?


KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]




Youtube

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-14 : 05:51:06
"unfortunatly the link doesn't work anymore, so i've removed it.
...
found it on youtube:
"

Hooray. Things that just link to MOV files are pants compared to the slick way that YouTube streams them ...

I gave up waiting for the download of the first link you posted after about 2 seconds ...
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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2886 Posts

Posted - 2007-09-14 : 08:43:46
similar thing from the best series ever. much more realistic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geZoES9KQ-Q



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