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The secret to massive amounts of posts!!!

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DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2167 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 09:12:43

Just copy what arorarahul.0688 is doing.

Sort of.

Read the replies, but find Peso's, reword or reformat it, post it.

Instant 200 posts per day, easy.

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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 09:21:56

any usefull links?

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DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2167 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 09:26:22

sure. http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92148
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92128
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92108

[Signature]For fast help, follow this link:
http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25.aspx
Learn SQL
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp

khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 09:26:25

here it is

Maybe it is some sort of bot ?

KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2167 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 09:27:11

Khtan = 3 seconds off this time.

last time we were right on the money.

khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 09:34:19

KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 09:42:46

well there are only 2 official bots here.
K-bot V2 and P-Bot V1

K-bot's recent upgrade didn't go so weel so we had to downgrade him back to V2.
P-bot's upgrade is still in the works. We're acctually trying to make him slower
since people started to notice something non-human is at work.

_______________________________________________
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blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2365 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 09:45:59

I think "Rahul" may be the Indian form of "Cletus".

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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 09:47:34

i think we need to upgrade the-non-human-bot to include a spell check feature

KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 10:35:36

CAST(spell on khtan)

khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 11:17:04

ynnuf s'taht

HK
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 11:27:10

? em ot neppah tahw

#&%@# lleps ! NMAD

KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-06 : 13:41:21

One of my better spell checks!

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-07 : 01:24:06

Ye Gads ... the disease is spreading.

Read reply, find Author IN ('Peso', 'Kristen'), reword or reformat it, post it.

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=92195#347369

And he's diluted it in the process ...

DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2167 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-07 : 09:29:28

Gotta love it.

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-07 : 09:40:35

I feel another spell coming on ...

eye of newt and toe of frog ...

khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-07 : 09:43:52

Wool of bat, and tongue of dog ...

KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-07 : 09:56:09

Let's do the hurly-burly ...

JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-07 : 12:21:43

test

Jim
Users <> Logic

JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-07 : 12:22:03

test again

Jim
Users <> Logic

dataguru1971
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1464 Posts

Posted - 2007-11-07 : 21:51:21

[code]
Create function fAutoRepySQLTeam(@login varchar(20), @posttext varchar(4000) ,@postnumber int)
Returns varchar(8000)
as
BEGIN
Declare @myreply varchar(4000)
Declare @hasclue bit
Declare @logicandreason varchar(3950)
Select @myreply = @posttext

If @login in('Peso','Kristin','khtan','evildba','DonAtWork','blindman')
Begin
Select @login = 'arorarahul.0688'
Select @myReply = replace(@posttext,@logicandreason,'')
End
Return @myreply + ':' + @login
End
[/code]

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