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sunsanvin
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1274 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 07:39:41
Dear Experts, as part of our job, we will give presentations to the top management. so many of you might have very good powerpoint presentations with you. can some one of you please mail me the presentations regarding
disaster recovery,high avialability, back up strategies, clustering all the topics related to sql server DBA.
my mail ID : vinod.mallolu@gmail.com

thank you very much.

Arnav
Even you learn 1%, Learn it with 100% confidence.

SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

30421 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 10:02:01
Can we have your salary too?



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sodeep
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

7174 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 10:28:24
I do have but it costs.
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elancaster
A very urgent SQL Yakette

1208 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 10:34:19
hmmm.... let me think about it

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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 11:19:40
Check these out
Stuff a DBA needs to know



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blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2365 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 12:21:34
I've sworn off Powerpoint, so I do all my presentations now using ASCII ART:
http://www.textfiles.com/art/afinger.txt
Do you still want them?

Even you plagiarize 1%, pass it off as 100% your own.
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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2886 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 12:39:57
aw, you guys are too mean. here's what i use to snow the bosses, have fun with it! plagiarize away!

http://www-heller.harvard.edu/thesis_archive/jesse_hersch_thesis.pdf




elsasoft.org
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 12:46:53
bastard!

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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2886 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 13:12:31
don't like that one? how about this then? pick any one you like.

http://arxiv.org/list/math-ph/new




elsasoft.org
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blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2365 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 13:40:49
quote:
Originally posted by jezemine

aw, you guys are too mean. here's what i use to snow the bosses, have fun with it! plagiarize away!

http://www-heller.harvard.edu/thesis_archive/jesse_hersch_thesis.pdf




elsasoft.org

OK, I read the document, and my only response is..."Well, duh!"

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jimf
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2875 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 13:58:10
There's a typo on page 103.
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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2886 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 14:29:28
quote:
Originally posted by blindman

quote:
Originally posted by jezemine

aw, you guys are too mean. here's what i use to snow the bosses, have fun with it! plagiarize away!

http://www-heller.harvard.edu/thesis_archive/jesse_hersch_thesis.pdf




elsasoft.org

OK, I read the document, and my only response is..."Well, duh!"

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funny, my thesis advisor said the same thing...


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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 15:58:46
quote:
Originally posted by jezemine

don't like that one? how about this then? pick any one you like.

http://arxiv.org/list/math-ph/new




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This sounds like it would have a lot of applications in database design:
"Not to normal order - Notes on the kinetic limit for weakly interacting quantum fluids"




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blindman
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2365 Posts

Posted - 2008-08-01 : 17:08:43
My Doctor told me I had a problem with weakly interacting quantum fluids. A couple tabs of Viagra cleared that right up.

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