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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 04:59:03
Welcome back kristen, this poll is to determine why people think you have returned

1) They let him out to make more space for rioters

2) He had cruised round the world so many times he got dizzy

3) The upgrade to his OS took considerably longer than expected

4) He's finally finished building his next mansion

6) Someone stole the copper to his exchange and it took that long to find some more to steal to replace it



Steve

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What color do you want that database?

SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

30421 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 05:20:29
Definitely 3.


N 56°04'39.26"
E 12°55'05.63"
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Transact Charlie
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

3451 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 05:24:45
7) Kristen never left. He just posted under a number of different pseudonyms until the heat died down......

Charlie
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Msg 3903, Level 16, State 1, Line 1736
The ROLLBACK TRANSACTION request has no corresponding BEGIN TRANSACTION
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 05:51:56
Actually it was (5)
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DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2167 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 08:34:39
I believe you when you say it was (5).

Now, remind us again what 5 is?

http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspx
How to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx

For ultra basic questions, follow these links.
http://www.sql-tutorial.net/
http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm
http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 09:55:44
5 is the one after 4 (or before 6 if that's easier?)

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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

15732 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 09:59:56
I think he's been working on an earthquake machine. The timing is too much of a coincidence.
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russell
Pyro-ma-ni-yak

5072 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 10:59:42
5. or 1
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)

7020 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 11:15:11
Kristen is actually Joe Celko's civil and helpful alter ego, so since the mods banned Joe, he had no choice but to switch over to Kristen.




CODO ERGO SUM
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 12:46:42
I keep hearing voices ... are they real?
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Transact Charlie
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

3451 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 12:48:47
Come to think of it I can't remember Kristen posting much stuff when 'whitefang' was around also...........

Charlie
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SwePeso
Patron Saint of Lost Yaks

30421 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 17:24:20
So Kristen's presence is a foresight to next generation WhiteFang?


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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 19:41:35
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

I keep hearing voices ... are they real?



What is real ? What is not real ?

Are you sure this is the real you or this is just another you ?

Is this a reality or dream or dream of a dream.

I think i need more sleep


KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-26 : 19:43:13
oh and

Welcome Back Kristen




KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-27 : 05:44:11
Sorry for slow response, I've just been busy on SQL Team in a parallel universe ... you won't believe my post-count over there ... but it did take a while to find a universe in which Visakh didn't exist ... I know there are an infinite number of universes where he doesn't exist, but I challenge you to find one ...
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webfred
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

8781 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-27 : 19:26:41



No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator

22864 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-29 : 03:15:08
5 He Found how to Find non-printable characters in a column so he wanted to share it with others here

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail
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khtan
In (Som, Ni, Yak)

17689 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-29 : 03:21:39
quote:
Originally posted by webfred




No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.



There is something wrong with the button. When I click on the LIKE button, my browser hang i have waited for hours and the page is the same.

Please help


KH
[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]

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russell
Pyro-ma-ni-yak

5072 Posts

Posted - 2011-08-29 : 07:49:55
You need to hit <alt> F4
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