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 graz kidnapped by balloon terrorists!

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Posted - 2001-06-13 : 18:46:16
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Bill Graziano was abducted today by an unidentified group of malcontents and whisked away in a hot-air balloon. Graziano is the administrator for the popular website, your source for those hard-to-answer questions about Microsoft SQL Server.

Although no one knows for certain who the kidnappers are, the picture linked above clearly shows "graz", as Mr. Graziano is commonly known, being pulled into the gondola by that tall guy. His whereabouts remain unknown at this time, and no ransom demands have been received.

The FBI, Interpol, and several UFO-coverup conspiracy nuts are searching desperately for graz. The current theory is that Rob Volk, a frequent contributor to SQLTeam and diagnosed loony, has orchestrated the abduction in an attempt to seize control of the SQLTeam web site. Several members of SQLTeam have remarked that Mr. Volk's behavior has been erratic lately, as evidenced by this and other SQLTeam posts and his member profile.

"Just look at his Identity-Primary Key article", says Mike Femenella, a SQLTeam member. "No sane person would write such a thing." Mr. Femenella also works for the same company that employs Mr. Volk, but refused to give more details, in deference to Nextel's already poor reputation, stating "...I cannot repeat the things he's done at work...they're disgusting."

Anyone with information about graz's whereabouts are urged to contact their local authorities. There will be a candlelight vigil and prayer meeting for graz's safe return every night until he comes back to us.

Edited by - robvolk on 06/13/2001 19:18:32

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