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Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer

4149 Posts

Posted - 2001-06-17 : 11:39:16
nr just crossed the 1,000 post mark. As always I did a quick analysis of his posts to see what types of topics he writes about. Here are the results:

Complaining about cursors (67%)
Rewriting cursors for users (53%)
Describing the slownes of cursors (49%)
Extolling the benefits of non-cursor queries (19%)
Rewriting cursor queries to prove you don't need them (99%)

These add up to more than 100% since many posts contain multiple flavors or "cursor bashing".

Thanks for all your posts nr. Once the thrill of being a Master Smack Fu SQL Hacker fades I'll probably change your title King Cursor Basher or something similar. Thanks for helping all the users and carrying on the anti-cursor crusade.

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