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mfemenel
Professor Frink
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 Posted - 2013-07-12 : 13:26:01
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| Unfortunately for a coworker today they asked me what HOBT stood for. After I gave them the real answer I had to get this one out of my head. Enjoy, happy Friday.Three cores for sql server under the skySeven for the operating system lest it turn to stoneNine for the off shore resources lest their database dieOne for the reporting analyst all aloneIn the Land of the Server Room where SQL Server liesOne ring buffer to rule them all, one query to find themOne ring buffer to bring them all and in the union all bind them.In the land of the Server Room where SQL Server liesHere's the original in case you're rusty on your Tolkien.''Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,One for the Dark Lord on his dark throneIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind themIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."Mike"oh, that monkey is going to pay" |
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The HOBT